"Lemme check my list of powers and weaknesses: ability to do anything, but only whenever I want". Excellent, I'll have these awesome Rick and Morty socks then please.

Beep beep bop bop. These socks are ready at your service.

Badass and beautiful ladies unite, with these fierce, feminist no show socks.

There's just something magical about a proper heel and toe downshift, but sadly, it's starting to become as rare as a unicorn sighting. So Heel Tread decided to create their tribute to the most special manual transmissions ever produced.

Here is the list: F50, Bronco, GT3, GTI, Type R, Deuce, Trust, Countach, R8, 2000 GT, Dogleg, Drift King, Jeep, Yaris GR, Ford 350, 2 CV, Subaru, 911, 959, VW Bus.

Nothing says 'thank you teacher' like some school teacher socks. Or maybe you just want to show your kids that learning can be fun. Either way, these add up to an A* pair.

Cats knock stuff off tables because they're studying gravity. They're not jerks. They're scientists.

These socks with scattered atoms, beakers full of mysterious liquids, microscopes, molecules and magnets - a chemists dream. Scientist, science teachers, and science geeks will go mad for these awesome science lab socks.

These men's Scottish themed bamboo socks featuring a piper in traditional Scottish Highland dress definitely need to be a part of your clan.

Seahorses are weirdos, but that's why we love them. Whether you're a marine biologist, nature conservationist or just lover of sea creatures, these socks will brighten up your day.

Everyone can identify with one of these two - the serious, pigeon-loving, bottle-cap collecting Bert or the playful, imaginative, and mischievous Ernie. Which one are you?

To wear or not to wear, that is the question... (to which the answer is definitely 'to wear' by the way).

Feet that bite! These socks will go swimmingly with any outfit and show off your dangerous side.

Feet that bite! These socks will go swimmingly with any outfit and show off your dangerous side.

Feet that bite! These socks will go swimmingly with any outfit and show off your dicey side.

Carrol Shelby joined American V8 power with European styling and chassis to create one of the most iconic sports cars ever. The Cobra was a fast, light rocket on wheels. With the introduction of the insanely powerful 427, Shelby not only built America's fastest production car - he immortalised the legend of the mighty Cobra.

Much like Carroll Shelby pushed the boundaries of performance and style, the Heel Tread sock collection aims to do the same.

Is the shit storm the result of the sock wearer or do they just find themselves in the thick of said shit storm? We'll leave that up to you 💩

Guitar Acquisition Syndrome? Do the neighbours think you're running a music store? Running out of room for all your gear? Try the sock drawer. You just might manage to squeeze a few more guitars in there. You're welcome!

We were talking about the size of your aubergines.

What's cooler than a dog on a skateboard? Nothing. NOTHING! That automatically makes these the coolest pair of socks. Buy them now.

When your socks are as funny as your jokes, it's a bone-us.

For the ski-loving people who just can't be without a little part of the slopes.

We make no bones about these socks being a little bit scary... but we're sure some people will find them humerus.


As sung by Kyle Broflovski in that classic festive South Park episode, enjoy these Christmas jumper style socks featuring Cartman, Kenny, and Mr Hankey.

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I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time.

I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind.

I'm headin' on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind.

So come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine.

In fact, meet Eric Cartman in sock form. "I'm not fat, I'm big boned!"

Check out the other socks in our South Park range!