Sock It To Me
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These purple socks can tell the future. The day will come when you walk into an antiques shop and it’s filled with mobile phones. It will be weird seeing row after row of flip phones and smartphones and maybe even some car phones, but you’ll get used to it. Some people will probably even use these ancient phones because they’re “classic” or “vintage” like muscle cars or an aged bottle of wine. We’re not sure how we feel about it, but old phones are coming back eventually, and when they do you’ll be glad you have your Phoney Business socks.
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These fox socks will keep you light on your feet whether you're frolicking through the woods or performing the traditional foxtrot dance. Somehow foxes can gracefully walk on top of snow (for the most part) and quietly sneak into chicken coops. We've harnessed their cunning and stealth and present it to you now on this foxy crew sock.
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There are many great things about camping. One of them is spending time in nature. Another is returning to camp after a well-spent day in nature with your people: it’s dark, and you’re disconnected from technology. It’s a rare opportunity to spend some good old fashioned quality time. If you’ve always thought this was one of the best parts of getting away from it all, then these Off the Grid socks are for you.
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Hungry cats will let you know it. Wherever you are, they’ll find you and go “Mew! Mew!” Most cats, anyway. These cats are a little different. They might mew a few times but don’t keep them waiting. The “Mew! Mew!” will quickly turn to “Pew! Pew!” and lasers will shoot out of their eyes. It’s hard to say if they decided to start doing this because it gets them fed faster, or if they’re just regular mischievous cats. It’s easy to say you’ll look great in these Pew! Pew! socks though, part of the Shimmer line made with metallic threads that shine in the light.
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Just when you thought pugs couldn't get any more magical, they grew wings and horns! It's party time pug and he's ready to spread his wings and have some fun!
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Gary the Great White was enjoying The Big Surfing Contest. He watched from afar as each competitor rode a bigger wave than the one who went before. Finally, it was time for the Reigning Champ to surf. Gary watched as he swam out, climbed onto his board, and rode the biggest wave he’d ever seen. Gary was amazed, so he swam over to congratulate him. “Dude, that was totally jawsome!” In his exuberance, Gary crashed through the surfboard, splitting it cleanly in two. The Terrified Champ screamed and ran out of the water. Gary was crushed; his surfing idol did not want to hang around and talk. Even so, we thought it was worth immortalizing that celebratory moment on this exciting pair of Totally Jawsome socks.
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Holy Mole-y do these critters like playing games! That's the real reason moles camp out in your garden, it's to get in the perfect game of croquet. And can you blame them? Wait up moles, we're coming to join you!
