Blue Q
£12
I'm not obsessed with my cat, you're obsessed with my cat.
51% Cotton, 46% Nylon, 3% Elastane
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My body has melted into my chair, my vision is blurred, I haven't peed in hours and I feel GREAT.
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Money can't buy beards, but it sure as hell can buy a pair of socks. And for some of us, that's about as good as it's gonna get.
54% Cotton, 44% Nylon, 2% Elastane
£12
Question: If a man in a forest shouts, "I fucking love it out here!" and no one hears it, does he make a sound? Answer: No, and that's how he likes it.
57% combed cotton, 41% nylon, 2% elastane
£12
You know what they say: more is always more!
55% Cotton, 43% Nylon, 2% Elastane
£12
The only thing that sets you and me apart is that you're better at not listening.
65% Cotton, 32% Nylon, 3% Elastane
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Socks: they're just like us. They laugh, they cry and sometimes they sit on a stairway to nowhere, moping about how no one loves them. Don't just stand there, someone hand this sock a stiff cocktail!
47% Cotton, 50% Nylon, 3% Elastane
£12
You think old guys can't stand up for themselves? Well, you're WRONG.
49% Cotton, 49% Nylon, 2% Elastane
£12
I'm not going to say that it wasn't a struggle to fit all those words on a sock, but I'm also not going to say it wasn't worth it.
£12
Remember that one time you told me to "just relax?" Well, it definitely helped me relax. I'm SO relaxed right now. Like, I couldn't possibly be more relaxed. And it's all thanks to you. You're amazing.
£12
It's a public service, really.
52% Cotton, 46% Nylon, 2% Elastane
£12
You know exactly who you're going to buy these socks for (besides a pair for you too, of course). It's for the sassy, smart someone who doesn't mind lifting up their bottom cuff to show their true colors. And these are damn fine colors. And DAMN fine soft combed cotton.
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When I respect someone, it's because they're smart, straightforward and because they leave me alone.
£12
Orange you glad this growling guy made his way onto an ankle sock? And also, that those knives look pretty dull?
50% Cotton, 48% Nylon, 2% Elastane
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Socks are just like women. They can be straightforward and polite at the same time. It doesn't mean they're any more or less of a sock. Or a woman.
51% Cotton, 47% Nylon, 2% Elastane
£12
And you know what? I get away with it because I'm cute as a button.
57% Cotton, 41% Nylon, 2% Elastane
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Take a deep breath, get centred, eyes on the prize, now CHARGE!
£12
Some people have a hard time being honest. You're not one of them.
53% Cotton, 45% Nylon, 2% Elastane
£12
These socks are like that one thing you never knew you needed, except for the fact that you definitely knew you needed them. Great for professional and recreational activities.
51% Cotton, 47% Nylon, 2% Elastane
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The cool thing about these socks - other than the fact that they are pretty and comfy and strong as hell - is that you can put the emphasis wherever you want.
45% Cotton, 53% Nylon, 2% Elastane
£12
We all have one. It's just that some are better than others.
52% Cotton, 46% Nylon, 2% Elastane
£12
What can I say, I like graph paper, bullet journals and socks with straight lines that I can place carefully in my day-of-the-week-outfit organizer. Oops, I mean closet.
£12
Hey, just because they didn't mean it as a compliment doesn't mean you can't take it as one.
51% Nylon, 47% Cotton, 2% Elastane
£12
Have you ever seen such a cool cat on a sock before? That's because it was really freaking hard to make this cat look this good on these socks. But Blue Q did it, for you, for us. And also because they really like cats.
48% Cotton, 51% Nylon, 1% Elastane
£12
It's a learned behavior, BTW. What I'm saying is, my dog got it from me.
£12
Netflix and Netflix and Netflix and Netflix and Netflix and Netflix and Netflix and chill.
55% Cotton, 43% Nylon, 2% Elastane
£12
A little aloof, a little manipulative, and a whole lotta cuddly. Meow.
