Blue Q

£12
I'm not obsessed with my cat, you're obsessed with my cat.

 

51% Cotton, 46% Nylon, 3% Elastane
£12
My body has melted into my chair, my vision is blurred, I haven't peed in hours and I feel GREAT.
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Phew! That was a close one though, wasn't it??
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Question: If a man in a forest shouts, "I fucking love it out here!" and no one hears it, does he make a sound? Answer: No, and that's how he likes it.

Also available for women.
£12
It's a labour of love... or maybe just a love of labour? Something like that, anyway.
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You know what they say: more is always more!

 

 

55% Cotton, 43% Nylon, 2% Elastane
£12
The only thing that sets you and me apart is that you're better at not listening.

 

65% Cotton, 32% Nylon, 3% Elastane
£12
You think old guys can't stand up for themselves? Well, you're WRONG.

 

49% Cotton, 49% Nylon, 2% Elastane
£12
Unisex sports socks made with shock-absorbing cushion, soft heel tab, and compression band.
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What? You think I'd sweat for my health?? Psshhh.

 

Unisex sports socks made with shock-absorbing cushion, soft heel tab, and compression band.
£12
I'm not going to say that it wasn't a struggle to fit all those words on a sock, but I'm also not going to say it wasn't worth it.
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Remember that one time you told me to "just relax?" Well, it definitely helped me relax. I'm SO relaxed right now. Like, I couldn't possibly be more relaxed. And it's all thanks to you. You're amazing.
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It's a public service, really.

 

52% Cotton, 46% Nylon, 2% Elastane
£12
You know exactly who you're going to buy these socks for (besides a pair for you too, of course). It's for the sassy, smart someone who doesn't mind lifting up their bottom cuff to show their true colors. And these are damn fine colors. And DAMN fine soft combed cotton.
£12
When I respect someone, it's because they're smart, straightforward and because they leave me alone.
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Orange you glad this growling guy made his way onto an ankle sock? And also, that those knives look pretty dull?

 

50% Cotton, 48% Nylon, 2% Elastane
£12
You know when I was growing up, they said I had no direction. Well, I’m standing here today, proud to say that they were wrong.
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Socks are just like women. They can be straightforward and polite at the same time. It doesn't mean they're any more or less of a sock. Or a woman. 

 

51% Cotton, 47% Nylon, 2% Elastane
£12
Question: If a woman in a forest shouts, "I fucking love it out here!" and no one hears it, does she make a sound? Answer: No, and that's how she likes it.

Also available for men.
£12
Some people have a hard time being honest. You're not one of them. 

 

53% Cotton, 45% Nylon, 2% Elastane
£12
None of that wimpy bralette shit.
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The cool thing about these socks - other than the fact that they are pretty and comfy and strong as hell - is that you can put the emphasis wherever you want. 

 

45% Cotton, 53% Nylon, 2% Elastane
£12
We all have one. It's just that some are better than others.  

 

52% Cotton, 46% Nylon, 2% Elastane
£12
Don't let the black rimmed glasses fool you, I'm not even one tiny bit cool.
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What can I say, I like graph paper, bullet journals and socks with straight lines that I can place carefully in my day-of-the-week-outfit organizer. Oops, I mean closet.
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Hey, just because they didn't mean it as a compliment doesn't mean you can't take it as one.

 

51% Nylon, 47% Cotton, 2% Elastane
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Polly want some juicy gossip?
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Officially awarded for ten consecutive years and counting, bitches!
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Have you ever seen such a cool cat on a sock before? That's because it was really freaking hard to make this cat look this good on these socks. But Blue Q did it, for you, for us. And also because they really like cats. 

 

48% Cotton, 51% Nylon, 1% Elastane
£12
It's a learned behavior, BTW. What I'm saying is, my dog got it from me.