Blue Q
£12
I'm not obsessed with my cat, you're obsessed with my cat.
51% Cotton, 46% Nylon, 3% Elastane
£12
My body has melted into my chair, my vision is blurred, I haven't peed in hours and I feel GREAT.
£12
Money can't buy beards, but it sure as hell can buy a pair of socks. And for some of us, that's about as good as it's gonna get.
54% Cotton, 44% Nylon, 2% Elastane
£12
Question: If a man in a forest shouts, "I fucking love it out here!" and no one hears it, does he make a sound? Answer: No, and that's how he likes it.
Also available for women.
Out of stock
When you're old enough to finally understand what "adulting" really is, they make you swear to never tell.
£12
You know what they say: more is always more!
55% Cotton, 43% Nylon, 2% Elastane
£12
Retirement is a state of mind, my friends. Jump on in, the water's fine.
£12
The only thing that sets you and me apart is that you're better at not listening.
65% Cotton, 32% Nylon, 3% Elastane
£12
You think old guys can't stand up for themselves? Well, you're WRONG.
49% Cotton, 49% Nylon, 2% Elastane
£12
Unisex sports socks made with shock-absorbing cushion, soft heel tab, and compression band.
£12
What? You think I'd sweat for my health?? Psshhh.
Unisex sports socks made with shock-absorbing cushion, soft heel tab, and compression band.
£12
Remember that one time you told me to "just relax?" Well, it definitely helped me relax. I'm SO relaxed right now. Like, I couldn't possibly be more relaxed. And it's all thanks to you. You're amazing.
£12
We'd like to see Pablo Neruda or Shakespeare try to out-write this one!
43% Cotton, 55% Nylon, 2% Elastane
£12
Buffy, Hermione, Catwoman, Dana Scully, Kathryn Janeway, Katniss... we can think of so many badass women who have it going on. What we're saying is, you're in good company.
56% Cotton, 42% Nylon, 2% Elastane
£12
It's a public service, really.
52% Cotton, 46% Nylon, 2% Elastane
£12
I'm sure you can see that I'm very busy defeating the big boss right now, so I'll thank you kindly to please fuck off.
£12
You know exactly who you're going to buy these socks for (besides a pair for you too, of course). It's for the sassy, smart someone who doesn't mind lifting up their bottom cuff to show their true colors. And these are damn fine colors. And DAMN fine soft combed cotton.
£12
When I respect someone, it's because they're smart, straightforward and because they leave me alone.
£12
Orange you glad this growling guy made his way onto an ankle sock? And also, that those knives look pretty dull?
50% Cotton, 48% Nylon, 2% Elastane
£12
You know when I was growing up, they said I had no direction. Well, I’m standing here today, proud to say that they were wrong.
£12
Socks are just like women. They can be straightforward and polite at the same time. It doesn't mean they're any more or less of a sock. Or a woman.
51% Cotton, 47% Nylon, 2% Elastane
£12
And you know what? I get away with it because I'm cute as a button.
57% Cotton, 41% Nylon, 2% Elastane
£12
Question: If a woman in a forest shouts, "I fucking love it out here!" and no one hears it, does she make a sound? Answer: No, and that's how she likes it.
Also available for men.
£12
Some people have a hard time being honest. You're not one of them.
53% Cotton, 45% Nylon, 2% Elastane
£12
The cool thing about these socks - other than the fact that they are pretty and comfy and strong as hell - is that you can put the emphasis wherever you want.
45% Cotton, 53% Nylon, 2% Elastane
£12
We all have one. It's just that some are better than others.
52% Cotton, 46% Nylon, 2% Elastane
