New Arrivals

£12
Noods before dudes. These irresistibly soft bamboo socks are dressed in a delicious spread of pasta shapes - because your love for carbs deserves to be worn with pride. Crafted from FSC®-certified bamboo rayon, they’re breathable, moisture-wicking, and seamless at the toe for all-day comfort. Perfect for pasta night, lounging in style, or gifting to your favourite foodie.
£9 £12
Pizza and beer - the classic combo that never fails to raise a smile, just like these socks.
£12
All hands on deck—your sock drawer just set sail. Ahoy Matey brings classic nautical charm with a playful twist, featuring ship wheels, anchors, waves, and a few salty sidekicks (looking at you, crab).
Made from silky-soft bamboo, these crews are built for smooth sailing all day long. Breathable, cozy, and finished with a seamless toe, they’re the kind of socks you’ll reach for whether you’re dockside, desk-bound, or dreaming of the open sea.
£12
Smooth seas, steady style. Sailing the Horizon captures sailboats gliding across the water as the sun dips low, painting the sky in warm sunset hues. It’s relaxed, timeless, and made for anyone who appreciates a slower pace and an open horizon.
£12
Have I told you how much I love you lately? Great, now be quiet, please.
£12
Fear the power of my talon as I share my feelings rather clearly.
£8 £12
I'll get right on that, I assure you. Just gonna rest one real quick minute first.
£12
Look, it's not complicated. You just take a left at the brown tree, the one with all those branches? Yeah, then you go about 43 paces past the old building there...no, not Indiana Jones paces, that's standard, and then...
£12
If you need me, I'll be in the garage doing really important garage things. You know, like pottering and tinkering and stuff.
£10
We've whisked up these fun socks - who doesn't want to see a cute little rodent making his dinner in a little chef hat?
£10
Take your sock drawer to new heights with these far-out space themed socks.
£10
These battle ship socks featuring ships and subs are perfect for members of the Navy, history or war buffs, and general ocean vessel lovers!
£10
Sometimes you just want to be left alone... Say it with socks by wearing these humourous dog themed wee wee socks.
£10
Perhaps you know someone who eats rubbish all day every day? In which case, they need these socks!
£4 £10
The hula girl image - a young woman wearing a grass skirt, coconut bra, flowered lei and a flower in her hair - is a classic, evoking thoughts of sunshine, beaches, dancing, and generally fun, chilled times.
£10
Is the shit storm the result of the sock wearer or do they just find themselves in the thick of said shit storm? We'll leave that up to you 💩
£8 £10
Revamp your home AND your sock draw with these decorating-themed socks, featuring paint, rollers, brushes, scrapers, masking tape and paint tray. All prepped and ready to roll!
£10
Stop horsing around and tune up your sock game with these yeehaw country girl country song socks, complete with truck, cowboy boots, guitar, Stetson, and, of course, beer. Let's go girls!
£10
Get that foxy look with these super cute autumn fox socks. Scooting around, collecting food and just generally being cute, these socks are a nature lover's dream pair.
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The socks that say what everyone was thinking 🐿️ 🙃
£12
There it lies... my last fuck 🪦☠️

Also available for women.
£11
Trashy, maybe. Sassy, for sure.
£10
Crafted from naturally breathable bamboo these ankle socks feature an array of colourful tropical fish. These beautiful socks are eco-conscious and feel luxuriously soft. Finished with a classic striped cuff for a comfortable fit.
£10
Inspired by autumn woodlands these beautiful bamboo socks feature foraging squirrels, toadstools and fallen leaves. Made from sustainably sourced bamboo these ankle socks provide exceptional comfort and breathability. Finished with a striped scalloped cuff.
£10
Women's jungle themed panda and bamboo leaf bamboo socks with a stripe detail cuff.
£10
These beautiful socks feature wild badgers roaming in their natural woodland habitat. Green ankle socks with contrasting pink toadstools and forest leaves these are designed to delight any nature lover. Crafted from soft bamboo these socks are breathable and gentle on the skin. Finished with a pink scalloped cuff for a luxuriously comfortable fit.
£10
These beautiful pink ankle socks feature black and white cows in a repeating design. Made from soft, bamboo fibre these socks are designed for premium comfort and breathability. Finished with a classic striped cuff for a luxurious fit.
£10
These woodland inspired ankle socks feature playful red foxes, toadstools and flowers. These beautiful socks are crafted from soft bamboo. Breathable and gentle on the skin, these delightful socks are finished with a luxuriously comfortable scalloped cuff.
£10
Crafted from naturally breathable bamboo these ladies ankle socks feature an array of multicoloured dinosaurs. These beautiful socks are eco-conscious and feel luxuriously soft. Finished with a classic striped cuff for a comfortable fit.
£10
These men's Scottish themed bamboo socks featuring a piper in traditional Scottish Highland dress definitely need to be a part of your clan.