New Arrivals

£12
I'm sure you can see that I'm very busy defeating the big boss right now, so I'll thank you kindly to please fuck off.

£11
Purposely mismatched, these ski-scene socks are sure to bring a cosy fire-pit feeling to those who miss the slopes.
£11
These rad crew socks are a throwback to a simpler time when everyone looked forward to the same thing - pizza! For nostalgia with extra cheese, these retro-themed pizza socks truly deliver with a pattern of bright colours and geometric shapes that look straight outta the eighties and nineties. Take a trip down memory lane, with these funky, fresh pizza socks (mullet optional).

Also available for men!
£11
These rad crew socks are a throwback to a simpler time when everyone looked forward to the same thing - pizza! For nostalgia with extra cheese, these retro-themed pizza socks truly deliver with a pattern of bright colours and geometric shapes that look straight outta the eighties and nineties. Take a trip down memory lane, with these funky, fresh pizza socks (mullet optional).

Also available for women!
£11
Sometimes you need to express how you’re feeling with some expletives. The cuddly stuffed bear on these swear socks is saying exactly what you're thinking. Join this bad word bear as he floats into the blue sky with his red balloon, taking him into the clouds, where we'd all rather be, let's face it.

Also available for men!
£11
Sometimes you need to express how you’re feeling with some expletives. The cuddly stuffed bear on these swear socks is saying exactly what you're thinking. Join this bad word bear as he floats into the blue sky with his red balloon, taking him into the clouds, where we'd all rather be, let's face it.

Also available for women!
£11
Delicately arching pink blooms cover these realistic bleeding heart crew socks bringing love and positivity to the wearer. But beware: Bleeding heart plants hide a secret under their beauty - they’re poisonous! Set on a deep teal background, these intricately-designed floral socks make a great gift for the gardener in your life - maybe you!
£11
Dachshund through the snow
Their legs won’t sit or stay
O’er the socks they go
Smiling all the way…
Dachshunds wearing tiny winter sweaters and scarves use their little legs to leap through snowflakes on these sky blue women’s socks that show this small dog’s big personality.

Also available for men.
£11
Originally bred to be hunting dogs, dachshunds are brave, loyal, and sometimes full of stubborn spirit. The dachshunds on these sky blue men’s socks have donned their winter gear and are on the scent for a big adventure! Leaping through the falling snow with happy smiles, they are sure to brighten the dreariest of winter days.

Also available for women.
£11
The little snowman on these festive socks is so f'ing merry with chirping birds on his top hat and a giant candy cane in his hand, he’s spreading holiday cheer wherever he roams! Even the curious little Christmas reindeer have stopped to watch. Let everyone know how extremely excited you are for all things Christmas with a pair of these merry as fuck socks!
£11
Dressing your dog up in their Christmas costume is just another way to make them feel like part of the family during the holidays - annoyed, overstimulated and ready for dinner! These adorable Christmas socks show corgis wearing reindeer antlers and Santa hats, waiting to open their bone-shaped presents and smiling along like the champions they are! Honestly, dogs are too good for us.
£11
We hear a lot about Santa's little helpers... but haven't you ever wondered whether Santa also has big helpers? I speculate the Abominable Snowman would be well suited for such a role.
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These crustaceans are looking snappy and ready to jingle all the way to Christmas dinner -and they’re not even on the menu!
£11
🎶 It's the most wonderful time for a beer... 🎶
£11
Ensure you're not number two in the Christmas socks competition this year with this fun jolly poo pair.
£11
Do you feel the magic? We've taken two of life's most magical things - unicorns and Christmas - and designed one heck of a magical, holiday style.
£11
Who are we to say that sea creatures don't celebrate the holidays?
£12
Santa's reindeer need a raise - pulling a sleigh through the sky is no easy gig! Who wouldn’t want a bonus for dealing with the world’s biggest toy delivery on a single night?


£12
Santa's reindeer are the original "flight club" members - just a bunch of hoofed daredevils ready to rock around the Christmas tree and drop gifts like it's hot.


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Are we the only ones who think this pair of mushroom socks look appealing and psychedelic? Don't do it - it's a trap!

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If you could just fuck all the way off that would be great 🖤🌺
£12
Whatever you do... don't fuck with me 🦨💨
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Nothing new there then😴💀
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Mindset for every meeting 💀🔥
£12
We all know how it feels to lose our shit every once in a while. Prolonged shit losing requires said socks.

Also available for women.
£8
No-one's going to complain about this Christmas gift - one of the best things about Christmas is the cheese! Gift sorted for your favourite cheese lover.
£8
Christmas socks with a difference... for those who like willies, are right nobs, or just like wearing controversial socks - we got you.
£8
We're not sure if this is a maths joke or a joke about maths...
£8
Spreadsheets. Spread-sheets.