Words & Phrases Socks
£12
Socks are just like women. They can be straightforward and polite at the same time. It doesn't mean they're any more or less of a sock. Or a woman.
51% Cotton, 47% Nylon, 2% Elastane
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Top off that attitude with these say it all socks. You go girl.
£12
My body has melted into my chair, my vision is blurred, I haven't peed in hours and I feel GREAT.
£11
We all have those days, the twitching eye at yet another annoying person daring to breathe in your direction (how dare they). These socks will make you feel better. There there.
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Not only is this little guy totally adorbs, but he's also just as attentive to his house plants as you are. We'd say it was a match made in well-balanced soil-y heaven.
57% Cotton, 41% Nylon, 2% Elastane
£11
"No obligations"
"No deadlines"
"Not my problem"
"Don't want to, don't have to, can't make me"
"Don't call"
I'M RETIRED! Ask someone else.
"No deadlines"
"Not my problem"
"Don't want to, don't have to, can't make me"
"Don't call"
I'M RETIRED! Ask someone else.
£12
We all have one. It's just that some are better than others.
52% Cotton, 46% Nylon, 2% Elastane
£12
The cool thing about these socks - other than the fact that they are pretty and comfy and strong as hell - is that you can put the emphasis wherever you want.
45% Cotton, 53% Nylon, 2% Elastane
£12
When I respect someone, it's because they're smart, straightforward and because they leave me alone.
£12
Next time someone tells you something you don't care about, just waft these "I'm sorry... my give a shit fairy just died" socks in their face.
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Whether or not other people agree with your socks is none of their business.
£11
Grab a pair of these socks and wear them with all the enthusiasm you can muster for the wonderful day ahead (sarcastically or not, we'll leave that up to you).
£12
And you know what? I get away with it because I'm cute as a button.
57% Cotton, 41% Nylon, 2% Elastane
£11
This can-do llama has the good vibes flowing - we love a great attitude, and who doesn't? Let's all get onboard with the No Prob Llama. We feeling it.
£12
We’ve all been fresh out of fucks at some point, it's just now we have the socks to show it.
Also available for women.
£12
Please, one shit storm at a time... I said please, now take a ticket and get in line.
£11
We all have to deal with shit every now and then, but how we deal with it is entirely up to you...
£11
Sometimes you just want to be left alone to do your own thing... Just like these cute tabby kittens chasing songbirds - they may seem perfectly sweet at first but really they just want to yell "FUCK OFF!"
£12
Waggy bum, smiling face, excited feet. Now that's a greeting. And a better one than most humans manage all year. Treat your feet to some canine cuteness whilst snuggling up with your bestie.
50% Cotton, 47% Nylon, 3% Elastane
£12
These socks are like that one thing you never knew you needed, except for the fact that you definitely knew you needed them. Great for professional and recreational activities.
51% Cotton, 47% Nylon, 2% Elastane
£12
Money can't buy beards, but it sure as hell can buy a pair of socks. And for some of us, that's about as good as it's gonna get.
54% Cotton, 44% Nylon, 2% Elastane
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Cool beans are a dish best served with awesomesauce. Not everyone knows how to follow this recipe well, but these cool beans socks are certainly a good start.
