Words & Phrases Socks
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Socks are just like women. They can be straightforward and polite at the same time. It doesn't mean they're any more or less of a sock. Or a woman.
51% Cotton, 47% Nylon, 2% Elastane
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My body has melted into my chair, my vision is blurred, I haven't peed in hours and I feel GREAT.
£11
We all have those days, the twitching eye at yet another annoying person daring to breathe in your direction (how dare they). These socks will make you feel better. There there.
£12
Not only is this little guy totally adorbs, but he's also just as attentive to his house plants as you are. We'd say it was a match made in well-balanced soil-y heaven.
57% Cotton, 41% Nylon, 2% Elastane
£12
When I respect someone, it's because they're smart, straightforward and because they leave me alone.
£12
Next time someone tells you something you don't care about, just waft these "I'm sorry... my give a shit fairy just died" socks in their face.
£11
Grab a pair of these socks and wear them with all the enthusiasm you can muster for the wonderful day ahead (sarcastically or not, we'll leave that up to you).
£12
And you know what? I get away with it because I'm cute as a button.
57% Cotton, 41% Nylon, 2% Elastane
£11
This can-do llama has the good vibes flowing - we love a great attitude, and who doesn't? Let's all get onboard with the No Prob Llama. We feeling it.
£11
We all have to deal with shit every now and then, but how we deal with it is entirely up to you...
£12
We’ve all been fresh out of fucks at some point, it's just now we have the socks to show it.
Also available for women.
£11
Sometimes you just want to be left alone to do your own thing... Just like these cute tabby kittens chasing songbirds - they may seem perfectly sweet at first but really they just want to yell "FUCK OFF!"
£12
Waggy bum, smiling face, excited feet. Now that's a greeting. And a better one than most humans manage all year. Treat your feet to some canine cuteness whilst snuggling up with your bestie.
50% Cotton, 47% Nylon, 3% Elastane
£12
Orange you glad this growling guy made his way onto an ankle sock? And also, that those knives look pretty dull?
50% Cotton, 48% Nylon, 2% Elastane
£11
Right, it's the trip you've been looking forward to for months, the sun has been shining for weeks and now the rain is forecast for a solid 7 days... Must be time for camping :)
£12
Money can't buy beards, but it sure as hell can buy a pair of socks. And for some of us, that's about as good as it's gonna get.
54% Cotton, 44% Nylon, 2% Elastane
£12
If you could just fuck all the way off that would be great 🖤🌺
£12
Whoever smelt it dealt it. Whoever did the rhyme did the crime! Whoever denied it supplied it. Everyone knows a fart ninja... and if you don't, then I guess that means you're it... What's that smell?
£12
Buffy, Hermione, Catwoman, Dana Scully, Kathryn Janeway, Katniss... we can think of so many badass women who have it going on. What we're saying is, you're in good company.
56% Cotton, 42% Nylon, 2% Elastane
£12
Have you ever seen such a cool cat on a sock before? That's because it was really freaking hard to make this cat look this good on these socks. But Blue Q did it, for you, for us. And also because they really like cats.
48% Cotton, 51% Nylon, 1% Elastane
£12
She will take extra sprinkles, though, if you have them. Maybe a cherry, too?
£12
We’ve all been fresh out of fucks at some point, it's just now we have the socks to show it.
Also available for men.
£12
Cool beans are a dish best served with awesomesauce. Not everyone knows how to follow this recipe well, but these cool beans socks are certainly a good start.
