Words and Phrases Socks

£10
Kick back, relax and feel sassy in these tropical flamingo socks. Perfect for those carefree days softly swinging in the hammock sipping a cocktail... or sat in front of the TV (we don't give a flock).

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Socks: they're just like us. They laugh, they cry and sometimes they sit on a stairway to nowhere, moping about how no one loves them. Don't just stand there, someone hand this sock a stiff cocktail!

 

47% Cotton, 50% Nylon, 3% Elastane

£10
Socks are just like women. They can be straightforward and polite at the same time. It doesn't mean they're any more or less of a sock. Or a woman. 

 

51% Cotton, 47% Nylon, 2% Elastane

£10
These socks are like that one thing you never knew you needed, except for the fact that you definitely knew you needed them. Great for professional and recreational activities.

 

51% Cotton, 47% Nylon, 2% Elastane

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Not only is this little guy totally adorbs, but he's also just as attentive to his house plants as you are. We'd say it was a match made in well-balanced soil-y heaven.  

 

57% Cotton, 41% Nylon, 2% Elastane

£5 £10
Bacon lovers rejoice! We have the socks for you. Wear them with pride whilst scoffing your favourite meaty treat... or whilst watching Footloose, whatever.

£10
Perhaps we all need to be a bit more like the no prob-llama - his sweet smiling face brings a cheer to everyone he meets, and nothing is too much trouble for him.

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Some people have a hard time being honest. You're not one of them. 

 

53% Cotton, 45% Nylon, 2% Elastane

£10
Remember when you had to blow into the Nintendo, and then the cartridge, every time you wanted to play Super Mario Bros.? Remember not talking to anyone for a whole month whilst trying to beat Tony Hawk's Pro Skater? Good times...


57% Cotton, 40% Nylon, 3% Elastane

£10
Sometimes you just want to be left alone to do your own thing... Just like these cute tabby kittens chasing songbirds - they may seem perfectly sweet at first but really they just want to yell "FUCK OFF!"

£9
"I want you to go in that bag and find my socks."
"Which ones are they?"
"The ones that say bad mother fucker on them."

 

80% Organic Cotton, 18% Nylon, 2% Elastane
Designed in Sweden. Made in India.

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Sometimes you just gotta let your socks say it.

£10
Beer - it’s your friend! These funny 'Have A Beer' socks are the perfect gift for the home brewer or beer-loving drinking buddy. Cheers!

 

73% Cotton, 26% Nylon, 1% Elastane

£7
Sometimes you just gotta let your socks say it.

£10
Netflix and Netflix and Netflix and Netflix and Netflix and Netflix and Netflix and chill.

 

 

55% Cotton, 43% Nylon, 2% Elastane

£10
You know what they say: more is always more!

 

 

55% Cotton, 43% Nylon, 2% Elastane

£10
And you know what? I get away with it because I'm cute as a button.

 

57% Cotton, 41% Nylon, 2% Elastane

£10
Orange you glad this growling guy made his way onto an ankle sock? And also, that those knives look pretty dull?

 

50% Cotton, 48% Nylon, 2% Elastane

£5 £10
We all know those guys who show off their bulging biceps to try and impress... Muscles or not, these socks will definitely get some attention.

 

70% Cotton, 27% Nylon, 3% Elastane

£10
Waggy bum, smiling face, excited feet. Now that's a greeting. And a better one than most humans manage all year. Treat your feet to some canine cuteness whilst snuggling up with your bestie. 

 

50% Cotton, 47% Nylon, 3% Elastane

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Stand up for your beliefs by giving racism the middle finger with these statement socks.

 

80% Organic Cotton, 18% Nylon, 2% Elastane
Designed in Sweden. Made in India.

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Each to their own. Whatever lights your candle, or floats your boat, sorry GOAT. Coz goats are known for their floating ability. Right? Whatever.

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Have you ever seen such a cool cat on a sock before? That's because it was really freaking hard to make this cat look this good on these socks. But Blue Q did it, for you, for us. And also because they really like cats. 

 

48% Cotton, 51% Nylon, 1% Elastane

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Whoever smelt it dealt it. Whoever did the rhyme did the crime! Whoever denied it supplied it. Everyone knows a fart ninja... and if you don't, then I guess that means you're it... What's that smell?

£10
We all have one. It's just that some are better than others.  

 

52% Cotton, 46% Nylon, 2% Elastane

£10
They do say you can never have too many house plants... Or is it just us? 

 

48% Cotton, 50% Nylon, 2% Elastane

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The cool thing about these socks - other than the fact that they are pretty and comfy and strong as hell - is that you can put the emphasis wherever you want. 

 

45% Cotton, 53% Nylon, 2% Elastane

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Sometimes the Ringmaster doesn't get the credit she deserves. Sometimes the attention goes to all the stuff that's going on around her - the leaping, the twirling, the fire-breathing, that kind of stuff. But not today.

 

63% Cotton, 35% Nylon, 2% Elastane

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"Why do golfers wear two pairs of socks? In case they get a hole in one!"
"What did the hat say to the sock? I’ll go on ahead, you go on foot."
For the dad joke king in your life, these make the perfect pair.

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Why do golfers always carry a spare pair of trousers with them? In case they get a hole in one! Our golf isn't any better than our jokes, but at least these socks are on par.