Words & Phrases Socks

£12
Socks are just like women. They can be straightforward and polite at the same time. It doesn't mean they're any more or less of a sock. Or a woman. 

 

51% Cotton, 47% Nylon, 2% Elastane
£12
My body has melted into my chair, my vision is blurred, I haven't peed in hours and I feel GREAT.
£12
Some people have a hard time being honest. You're not one of them. 

 

53% Cotton, 45% Nylon, 2% Elastane
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Not only is this little guy totally adorbs, but he's also just as attentive to his house plants as you are. We'd say it was a match made in well-balanced soil-y heaven.  

 

57% Cotton, 41% Nylon, 2% Elastane
£8
Sometimes you just gotta let your socks say it.
£8
Sometimes you just gotta let your socks say it.
£11
Top off that attitude with these say it all socks. You go girl.
£12
We all have one. It's just that some are better than others.  

 

52% Cotton, 46% Nylon, 2% Elastane
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"No obligations"
"No deadlines"
"Not my problem"
"Don't want to, don't have to, can't make me" 
"Don't call"
I'M RETIRED! Ask someone else.
£11
Each to their own. Whatever lights your candle, or floats your boat, sorry GOAT. Coz goats are known for their floating ability. Right? Whatever.
£12
The cool thing about these socks - other than the fact that they are pretty and comfy and strong as hell - is that you can put the emphasis wherever you want. 

 

45% Cotton, 53% Nylon, 2% Elastane
£11
Next time someone tells you something you don't care about, just waft these "I'm sorry... my give a shit fairy just died" socks in their face.
£11
We all have those days, the twitching eye at yet another annoying person daring to breathe in your direction (how dare they). These socks will make you feel better. There there.
£11
Whether or not other people agree with your socks is none of their business.
£12
I've considered your offer and, without regret, I must decline.
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Waggy bum, smiling face, excited feet. Now that's a greeting. And a better one than most humans manage all year. Treat your feet to some canine cuteness whilst snuggling up with your bestie. 

 

50% Cotton, 47% Nylon, 3% Elastane
£11
Who are you saying's got an attitude? Face, bothered?
£11
Grab a pair of these socks and wear them with all the enthusiasm you can muster for the wonderful day ahead (sarcastically or not, we'll leave that up to you).
£11
We all have to deal with shit every now and then, but how we deal with it is entirely up to you...
£11
Just like this frog's mushroom hat.
£11
Grab today with both hands and make it work for YOU!
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When I respect someone, it's because they're smart, straightforward and because they leave me alone.
£12
You know what they say: more is always more!

 

 

55% Cotton, 43% Nylon, 2% Elastane
£11
[Waves as it disappears out of the window]
£8
You might be a learner driver but you can still be a sock pro.
£12
Pretty, just like you. Special, just like you. Not afraid to be a little flip, also like you.
£11
Nothing emphasizes something quite like the F word does it? BRING ON THOSE POSITIVE VIBES NOW!
£11
Cool beans are a dish best served with awesomesauce. Not everyone knows how to follow this recipe well, but these cool beans socks are certainly a good start.

 

 

£12
I'm not going to say that it wasn't a struggle to fit all those words on a sock, but I'm also not going to say it wasn't worth it.
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What the devil is going on here then?