Words and Phrases Socks

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My body has melted into my chair, my vision is blurred, I haven't peed in hours and I feel GREAT.

 

51% Cotton, 46% Nylon, 3% Elastane

£10
Kick back, relax and feel sassy in these tropical flamingo socks. Perfect for those carefree days softly swinging in the hammock sipping a cocktail... or sat in front of the TV (we don't give a flock).

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These socks are like that one thing you never knew you needed, except for the fact that you definitely knew you needed them. Great for professional and recreational activities.

 

51% Cotton, 47% Nylon, 2% Elastane

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Not only is this little guy totally adorbs, but he's also just as attentive to his house plants as you are. We'd say it was a match made in well-balanced soil-y heaven.  

 

57% Cotton, 41% Nylon, 2% Elastane

£10
Socks are just like women. They can be straightforward and polite at the same time. It doesn't mean they're any more or less of a sock. Or a woman. 

 

51% Cotton, 47% Nylon, 2% Elastane

£10
Socks: they're just like us. They laugh, they cry and sometimes they sit on a stairway to nowhere, moping about how no one loves them. Don't just stand there, someone hand this sock a stiff cocktail!

 

47% Cotton, 50% Nylon, 3% Elastane

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Some people have a hard time being honest. You're not one of them. 

 

53% Cotton, 45% Nylon, 2% Elastane

£10
Remember when you had to blow into the Nintendo, and then the cartridge, every time you wanted to play Super Mario Bros.? Remember not talking to anyone for a whole month whilst trying to beat Tony Hawk's Pro Skater? Good times...


57% Cotton, 40% Nylon, 3% Elastane

£5 £10
Bacon lovers rejoice! We have the socks for you. Wear them with pride whilst scoffing your favourite meaty treat... or whilst watching Footloose, whatever.

£9
"I want you to go in that bag and find my socks."
"Which ones are they?"
"The ones that say bad mother fucker on them."

 

80% Organic Cotton, 18% Nylon, 2% Elastane
Designed in Sweden. Made in India.

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When I first met my now-husband, my father asked me again and again: "Is he handy?" Again and again, I replied with a enthusiastic "YEP!" That was totally, absolutely, undeniably a straight up lie.

 

52% Cotton, 45% Nylon, 3% Elastane

£10
Beer - it’s your friend! These funny 'Have A Beer' socks are the perfect gift for the home brewer or beer-loving drinking buddy. Cheers!

 

73% Cotton, 26% Nylon, 1% Elastane

£10
Perhaps we all need to be a bit more like the no prob-llama - his sweet smiling face brings a cheer to everyone he meets, and nothing is too much trouble for him.

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Money can't buy beards, but it sure as hell can buy a pair of socks. And for some of us, that's about as good as it's gonna get.

 

54% Cotton, 44% Nylon, 2% Elastane

£10
Netflix and Netflix and Netflix and Netflix and Netflix and Netflix and Netflix and chill.

 

 

55% Cotton, 43% Nylon, 2% Elastane

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Oaky, smoky, artichokey... just hand me a glass already.

 

51% Cotton, 46% Nylon, 3% Elastane

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Sorry for your loss. Sleep was such a kind, gentle soul and she'll be sorely missed.  

 

58% Cotton, 40% Nylon, 2% Elastane

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Every day you deal with clowns, tame lions, and jump through hoops. Plus you have that sweet ringmaster top hat! We're mesmerized by your power and it's damn time you get the attention you deserve.

Also available for female ringmasters!

 

61% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3% Elastane

£10
You know what they say: more is always more!

 

 

55% Cotton, 43% Nylon, 2% Elastane

£10
And you know what? I get away with it because I'm cute as a button.

 

57% Cotton, 41% Nylon, 2% Elastane

£5 £10
We all know those guys who show off their bulging biceps to try and impress... Muscles or not, these socks will definitely get some attention.

 

70% Cotton, 27% Nylon, 3% Elastane

£7
Sometimes you just gotta let your socks say it.

£10
Sometimes you just want to be left alone to do your own thing... Just like these cute tabby kittens chasing songbirds - they may seem perfectly sweet at first but really they just want to yell "FUCK OFF!"

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Waggy bum, smiling face, excited feet. Now that's a greeting. And a better one than most humans manage all year. Treat your feet to some canine cuteness whilst snuggling up with your bestie. 

 

50% Cotton, 47% Nylon, 3% Elastane

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Each to their own. Whatever lights your candle, or floats your boat, sorry GOAT. Coz goats are known for their floating ability. Right? Whatever.

£7
Sometimes you just gotta let your socks say it.

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I'm not obsessed with my cat, you're obsessed with my cat.

 

51% Cotton, 46% Nylon, 3% Elastane

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Have you ever seen such a cool cat on a sock before? That's because it was really freaking hard to make this cat look this good on these socks. But Blue Q did it, for you, for us. And also because they really like cats. 

 

48% Cotton, 51% Nylon, 1% Elastane

£10
Orange you glad this growling guy made his way onto an ankle sock? And also, that those knives look pretty dull?

 

50% Cotton, 48% Nylon, 2% Elastane

£5 £9
Stand up for your beliefs by giving racism the middle finger with these statement socks.

 

80% Organic Cotton, 18% Nylon, 2% Elastane
Designed in Sweden. Made in India.