Words & Phrases Socks
£12
Question: If a woman in a forest shouts, "I fucking love it out here!" and no one hears it, does she make a sound? Answer: No, and that's how she likes it.
Also available for men.
£12
If you could just fuck all the way off that would be great 🖤🌺
£11
Cool beans are a dish best served with awesomesauce. Not everyone knows how to follow this recipe well, but these cool beans socks are certainly a good start.
£12
She will take extra sprinkles, though, if you have them. Maybe a cherry, too?
£11
Right, it's the trip you've been looking forward to for months, the sun has been shining for weeks and now the rain is forecast for a solid 7 days... Must be time for camping :)
£12
Whoever smelt it dealt it. Whoever did the rhyme did the crime! Whoever denied it supplied it. Everyone knows a fart ninja... and if you don't, then I guess that means you're it... What's that smell?
£12
Have you ever seen such a cool cat on a sock before? That's because it was really freaking hard to make this cat look this good on these socks. But Blue Q did it, for you, for us. And also because they really like cats.
48% Cotton, 51% Nylon, 1% Elastane
£11
Nothing emphasizes something quite like the F word does it? BRING ON THOSE POSITIVE VIBES NOW!
£12
Question: If a man in a forest shouts, "I fucking love it out here!" and no one hears it, does he make a sound? Answer: No, and that's how he likes it.
Also available for women.
£12
Remember that one time you told me to "just relax?" Well, it definitely helped me relax. I'm SO relaxed right now. Like, I couldn't possibly be more relaxed. And it's all thanks to you. You're amazing.
£12
Pretty, just like you. Special, just like you. Not afraid to be a little flip, also like you.
£11
Cool beans are a dish best served with awesomesauce. Not everyone knows how to follow this recipe well, but these cool beans socks are certainly a good start.
£11
When you're being talked at about something you have zero interest in, just smile and nod and let your mind drift to your socks...
£12
Please, one shit storm at a time... I said please, now take a ticket and get in line.
£11
Those cats were fast as lightning. In fact, it was a little bit frightening... But they fought with expert timing. Yes, EVERYBODY was Kung Fu fighting!
£12
I'm not going to say that it wasn't a struggle to fit all those words on a sock, but I'm also not going to say it wasn't worth it.
£12
We all know that one irritatingly smug person who thinks they know everything. These are the socks for them. Or you, if you're that person. Wise ass.
£12
When you're old enough to finally understand what "adulting" really is, they make you swear to never tell.
£12
Retirement is a state of mind, my friends. Jump on in, the water's fine.
£12
We all know how it feels to lose our shit every once in a while. Prolonged shit losing requires said socks.
Also available for men.
£12
I'm not obsessed with my cat, you're obsessed with my cat.
51% Cotton, 46% Nylon, 3% Elastane
