Words & Phrases Socks

£11
That's why it's not there, obvs.
£11
Cool beans are a dish best served with awesomesauce. Not everyone knows how to follow this recipe well, but these cool beans socks are certainly a good start.

 

 

£12
Question: If a woman in a forest shouts, "I fucking love it out here!" and no one hears it, does she make a sound? Answer: No, and that's how she likes it.

Also available for men.
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If you could just fuck all the way off that would be great 🖤🌺
£12
She will take extra sprinkles, though, if you have them. Maybe a cherry, too?
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Grab today with both hands and make it work for YOU!
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Mindset for every meeting 💀🔥
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Question: If a man in a forest shouts, "I fucking love it out here!" and no one hears it, does he make a sound? Answer: No, and that's how he likes it.

Also available for women.
£12
Pretty, just like you. Special, just like you. Not afraid to be a little flip, also like you.
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Have you ever seen such a cool cat on a sock before? That's because it was really freaking hard to make this cat look this good on these socks. But Blue Q did it, for you, for us. And also because they really like cats. 

 

48% Cotton, 51% Nylon, 1% Elastane
£12
You know what they say: more is always more!

 

 

55% Cotton, 43% Nylon, 2% Elastane
£11
Right, it's the trip you've been looking forward to for months, the sun has been shining for weeks and now the rain is forecast for a solid 7 days... Must be time for camping :)
£12
Remember that one time you told me to "just relax?" Well, it definitely helped me relax. I'm SO relaxed right now. Like, I couldn't possibly be more relaxed. And it's all thanks to you. You're amazing.
£11
When you're being talked at about something you have zero interest in, just smile and nod and let your mind drift to your socks...
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Don't test me...
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Nothing emphasizes something quite like the F word does it? BRING ON THOSE POSITIVE VIBES NOW!
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We all know that one irritatingly smug person who thinks they know everything. These are the socks for them. Or you, if you're that person. Wise ass.
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Whoever smelt it dealt it. Whoever did the rhyme did the crime! Whoever denied it supplied it. Everyone knows a fart ninja... and if you don't, then I guess that means you're it... What's that smell?
£12
Please, one shit storm at a time... I said please, now take a ticket and get in line.
£11
Cool beans are a dish best served with awesomesauce. Not everyone knows how to follow this recipe well, but these cool beans socks are certainly a good start.

 

 

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Polly want some juicy gossip?
£12
Don't make me look up, read the socks and get out.
£12
I'm not obsessed with my cat, you're obsessed with my cat.

 

51% Cotton, 46% Nylon, 3% Elastane
£12
Just in case it wasn't obvious from my crazy ass actions.
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When you're old enough to finally understand what "adulting" really is, they make you swear to never tell.
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Fuck All Y'all 🐸🤠

Also available for women.
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Retirement is a state of mind, my friends. Jump on in, the water's fine.
£11
I'm doing side quests. Legit.
£12
You know exactly who you're going to buy these socks for (besides a pair for you too, of course). It's for the sassy, smart someone who doesn't mind lifting up their bottom cuff to show their true colors. And these are damn fine colors. And DAMN fine soft combed cotton.