Words & Phrases Socks
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Money can't buy beards, but it sure as hell can buy a pair of socks. And for some of us, that's about as good as it's gonna get.
54% Cotton, 44% Nylon, 2% Elastane
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Question: If a woman in a forest shouts, "I fucking love it out here!" and no one hears it, does she make a sound? Answer: No, and that's how she likes it.
Also available for men.
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Right, it's the trip you've been looking forward to for months, the sun has been shining for weeks and now the rain is forecast for a solid 7 days... Must be time for camping :)
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Have you ever seen such a cool cat on a sock before? That's because it was really freaking hard to make this cat look this good on these socks. But Blue Q did it, for you, for us. And also because they really like cats.
48% Cotton, 51% Nylon, 1% Elastane
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If you could just fuck all the way off that would be great 🖤🌺
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Whoever smelt it dealt it. Whoever did the rhyme did the crime! Whoever denied it supplied it. Everyone knows a fart ninja... and if you don't, then I guess that means you're it... What's that smell?
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She will take extra sprinkles, though, if you have them. Maybe a cherry, too?
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Buffy, Hermione, Catwoman, Dana Scully, Kathryn Janeway, Katniss... we can think of so many badass women who have it going on. What we're saying is, you're in good company.
56% Cotton, 42% Nylon, 2% Elastane
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Some people are into birds, but some people are REALLY into birds. Which one are you?
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Cool beans are a dish best served with awesomesauce. Not everyone knows how to follow this recipe well, but these cool beans socks are certainly a good start.
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We’ve all been fresh out of fucks at some point, it's just now we have the socks to show it.
Also available for men.
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Question: If a man in a forest shouts, "I fucking love it out here!" and no one hears it, does he make a sound? Answer: No, and that's how he likes it.
Also available for women.
£11
When you're being talked at about something you have zero interest in, just smile and nod and let your mind drift to your socks...
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I'm not going to say that it wasn't a struggle to fit all those words on a sock, but I'm also not going to say it wasn't worth it.
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Remember that one time you told me to "just relax?" Well, it definitely helped me relax. I'm SO relaxed right now. Like, I couldn't possibly be more relaxed. And it's all thanks to you. You're amazing.
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Retirement is a state of mind, my friends. Jump on in, the water's fine.
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We all know someone we'd like to serve a plate of these to...
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Greatest wearer of all time or greatest socks of all time? If you gift these socks to someone legendary, you're surely the greatest gift giver of all time!
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You know exactly who you're going to buy these socks for (besides a pair for you too, of course). It's for the sassy, smart someone who doesn't mind lifting up their bottom cuff to show their true colors. And these are damn fine colors. And DAMN fine soft combed cotton.
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Pretty, just like you. Special, just like you. Not afraid to be a little flip, also like you.
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Some people are into birds, but some people are REALLY into birds. Which one are you?
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We all know how it feels to lose our shit every once in a while. Prolonged shit losing requires said socks.
Also available for men.
£11
So many clowns and jokers everywhere, and here you are caught up in the middle of it all. Ringmaster of the Shit Show.
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Those cats were fast as lightning. In fact, it was a little bit frightening... But they fought with expert timing. Yes, EVERYBODY was Kung Fu fighting!
