Words & Phrases Socks

£12
They do say you can never have too many house plants... Or is it just us? 

 

48% Cotton, 50% Nylon, 2% Elastane
£12
We were all thinking it... Fuck this meeting!! 💀🔥

Also available for men.
£12
We all know how it feels to lose our shit every once in a while. Prolonged shit losing requires said socks.

Also available for women.
£12
Not that kind of space, or is it? Leave me alone, or chat space talk with me? You decide.

 

Also available for women who need their space!
£12
Sometimes we all wish we could just bury our heads in the sand and be done with it. On days like these, ignore any unpleasant realities and just focus on your feet.
£11
Living the best life is living the beach life - soaking up those rays, enjoying the sound of the ocean waves crashing on the sandy shore, lazy days... These fun beach socks are a great way to keep you in that ocean zone wherever you go... Coz life's a beach.
£12
You think old guys can't stand up for themselves? Well, you're WRONG.

 

49% Cotton, 49% Nylon, 2% Elastane
£11
Top off that attitude with these say it all socks. You go girl.
£11
Sometimes you need to express how you’re feeling with some expletives. The cuddly stuffed bear on these swear socks is saying exactly what you're thinking. Join this bad word bear as he floats into the blue sky with his red balloon, taking him into the clouds, where we'd all rather be, let's face it.

Also available for men!
£10
Poo jokes aren't our favourite but they're a solid number 2... These socks are perfect for the person whose favourite expletive is "Holy Shit!"
£12
We're not sure of the relevance of this cat, maybe he's just trying to get his shit together... just like us.
£11
Wouldn't you?
£11
There's a special message on these cute socks with puppies, butterflies and flowers... Make a big statement and let the world know you don't answer to anyone in a pair of these fun vintage-inspired 'not your bitch' puppy dog socks.
£11
"No obligations"
"No deadlines"
"Not my problem"
"Don't want to, don't have to, can't make me" 
"Don't call"
I'M RETIRED! Ask someone else.

£12
Watching the fuckery unfold is my new favourite hobby 🐸 🖤

Also available for women.
£12
Just A Crafty Little Shit 🐰✂️
£12
Our new favourite saying 🙃🖤

Also available for women.
£12
This cute little froggy knows all the spells. The good ones AND the bad ones. Just so you know.
£14
Steven Rhodes’s works are born from his dual love of retro nostalgia and pitch-black humour.
£14
Steven Rhodes’s works are born from his dual love of retro nostalgia and pitch-black humour.
£14
Steven Rhodes’s works are born from his dual love of retro nostalgia and pitch-black humour.
£12
Sometimes things annoy us, but sometimes we need to be reminded that if we let it go, we can get on with enjoying our lives, with some great socks to boot.
£9
Sometimes you just gotta let your socks say it.
£12
If you could do me a favour and keep the dumbfuckery to a minimum, that would be great 😉🌺
£12
Fuck work! Monday might be a different story I guess but, you know, for today? Fuck it, man!
£12
What? Huh? Where?! What was I saying?

 

Unisex sports socks made with shock-absorbing cushion, soft heel tab, and compression band.
£12
Not Koalified whatsoever 🐨😅
£9
We're not sure if this is a maths joke or a joke about maths...