Words & Phrases Socks
£12
We're not sure of the relevance of this cat, maybe he's just trying to get his shit together... just like us.
£11
Sometimes we all wish we could just bury our heads in the sand and be done with it. On days like these, ignore any unpleasant realities and just focus on your feet.
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There's a special message on these cute socks with puppies, butterflies and flowers... Make a big statement and let the world know you don't answer to anyone in a pair of these fun vintage-inspired 'not your bitch' puppy dog socks.
£12
We'd like to see Pablo Neruda or Shakespeare try to out-write this one!
43% Cotton, 55% Nylon, 2% Elastane
£12
We all know how it feels to lose our shit every once in a while. Prolonged shit losing requires said socks.
Also available for women.
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Christmas socks with a difference... for those who like willies, are right nobs, or just like wearing controversial socks - we got you.
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Poo jokes aren't our favourite but they're a solid number 2... These socks are perfect for the person whose favourite expletive is "Holy Shit!"
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It's a labour of love... or maybe just a love of labour? Something like that, anyway.
£11
Living the best life is living the beach life - soaking up those rays, enjoying the sound of the ocean waves crashing on the sandy shore, lazy days... These fun beach socks are a great way to keep you in that ocean zone wherever you go... Coz life's a beach.
£12
You think old guys can't stand up for themselves? Well, you're WRONG.
49% Cotton, 49% Nylon, 2% Elastane
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Sometimes you need to express how you’re feeling with some expletives. The cuddly stuffed bear on these swear socks is saying exactly what you're thinking. Join this bad word bear as he floats into the blue sky with his red balloon, taking him into the clouds, where we'd all rather be, let's face it.
Also available for men!
£13
Steven Rhodes’s works are born from his dual love of retro nostalgia and pitch-black humour.
£12
Officially awarded for ten consecutive years and counting, bitches!
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For some people, swearing is part of their usual day to day vocabulary, and that's just f*cking fine by me.
£12
£12
Unisex sports socks made with shock-absorbing cushion, soft heel tab, and compression band.
£12
Sometimes things annoy us, but sometimes we need to be reminded that if we let it go, we can get on with enjoying our lives, with some great socks to boot.
£11
We're not saying it replaces your psychotherapist, but as keen riders will tell you, a cycle-therapist (your bike) can do wonders for your wellbeing. These bicycle socks featuring a sweet vintage road bike with hypnosis spiral for a wheel will make a great partner on your next ride. Goodbye stress!
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No-one's going to complain about this Christmas gift - one of the best things about Christmas is the cheese! Gift sorted for your favourite cheese lover.
£13
Steven Rhodes’s works are born from his dual love of retro nostalgia and pitch-black humour.
£13
Steven Rhodes’s works are born from his dual love of retro nostalgia and pitch-black humour.
