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£12
When I respect someone, it's because they're smart, straightforward and because they leave me alone.
£12
Bright tulips and windmills will ensure you'll never be feeling flat wearing these Dutch inspired socks.
£11
Ski you later! It's all downhill from here...

Also available for men.
£12
Squeak squeak! Cute socks alert! Guinea pigs make such lovely pets. Show your love for these super sweet animals and their love of carrots with these guinea pig socks.
£12
These electrifying socks are like music to your... feet! When talking to guitar enthusiasts, you're guaranteed to hit the right note with this fun pair.

Also available for men.
£12
Orange you glad this growling guy made his way onto an ankle sock? And also, that those knives look pretty dull?

 

50% Cotton, 48% Nylon, 2% Elastane
£11
Right, it's the trip you've been looking forward to for months, the sun has been shining for weeks and now the rain is forecast for a solid 7 days... Must be time for camping :)
£12
Happy fucking holidays to you too🎄⛄️🎁
£12
If you don’t think corgis and Christmas go together then, well, you're wrong. And these cute festive socks are proof!

 

39% Cotton, 60% Nylon, 1% Elastane
£11
Sometimes we need a little pep in our step... Cue these happy pills socks.

If you or anyone you know is affected by mental health issues, please visit https://www.mentalhealth.org.uk/.
£12
Noods before dudes. These irresistibly soft bamboo socks are dressed in a delicious spread of pasta shapes - because your love for carbs deserves to be worn with pride. Crafted from FSC®-certified bamboo rayon, they’re breathable, moisture-wicking, and seamless at the toe for all-day comfort. Perfect for pasta night, lounging in style, or gifting to your favourite foodie.
£12
Are you always in a rush? Well haul ass with these socks then at least you'll be comfortable.
£9
If cute kitties are your thing then these are the socks for you. Meow.
£12
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to Sock Vault of course! Featuring different types of hens, our hen house socks are perfect for the farmer, animal lover... or mother hen in your life!
£12
The socks you want to be wearing when getting into your creative flow. Take this guitar legend's energy with you and expand your horizons. Break boundaries, push limits, create.

 

68% Cotton, 30% Nylon, 2% Elastane
£12
Socks are just like women. They can be straightforward and polite at the same time. It doesn't mean they're any more or less of a sock. Or a woman. 

 

51% Cotton, 47% Nylon, 2% Elastane
£12
The perfect socks for Christmas morning 🎅🏻😂
£12
Some say avocados are a superfood. We say they’re a lifestyle. Enter these Holy Guacamole socks - because when guac is on the table, it’s a religious experience. Featuring everyone’s favourite overpriced dippy dip, this pair is perfect for crisp-dippers who know the heartbreak of hearing “guac is extra.”

Also available for men.
£12
If variety is the spice of life, we've got quite the spread for you on this design.
£11
Hummingbird hearts can beat more than 1,000 times per minute, and when you first try on a pair of these sweet little socks, yours might start beating a little faster, too.
£12
And you know what? I get away with it because I'm cute as a button.

 

57% Cotton, 41% Nylon, 2% Elastane
£11
When you're being talked at about something you have zero interest in, just smile and nod and let your mind drift to your socks...
£12
Question: If a woman in a forest shouts, "I fucking love it out here!" and no one hears it, does she make a sound? Answer: No, and that's how she likes it.

Also available for men.
£11
For some people, swearing is part of their usual day to day vocabulary, and that's just f*cking fine by me.
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In case the words aren't enough, say it with socks.
£12
Not that kind of space, or is it? Leave me alone, or chat space talk with me? You decide.

 

Also available for men who need their space!
£12
Yes... I Wet My Plants 💦 🌱
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The cool thing about these socks - other than the fact that they are pretty and comfy and strong as hell - is that you can put the emphasis wherever you want. 

 

45% Cotton, 53% Nylon, 2% Elastane