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Whether you're a die-hard aubergine enthusiast or just feeling a little cheeky, why limit your love for veggies or innuendos to the kitchen when you can strut them on your feet?
£12
Defy gravity… or at least laugh while trying. These men’s “No Fly List” cotton socks showcase penguins and chickens making an ambitious ascent, lifted high by colourful balloons against a sky-filled backdrop. It’s the perfect tribute to flightless birds everywhere, and the determination it takes to get off the ground.
Made with a soft, breathable cotton blend, these crews offer an easygoing feel and a playful design that’s guaranteed to lift your mood. Great for animal lovers, pun fans, or anyone who believes balloons make everything better.
Also available for women.
£12
Bonus points if you know what guitar this is! It's one thing to be the smooth talking crooner with a guitar at the party, but can you compete with someone who knows how to play AND has these bad boys on? The answer is no, no you can't.
70% Cotton, 27% Nylon, 3% Elastane
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Sink your teeth (ok, toes) into these delicious looking burger and fries socks. Succulent beef, gooey cheese, soft bun... Wonderful.
£11
Bring some colour into your day with these stripey rainbow gradient socks - wonderful!
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These fun socks have a pretty purple and rainbow background and a wintery pattern featuring unicorns, a Christmas tree and snowflakes. They make a great gift at Christmas but most definitely could (and should) be worn all year long.
Also available in a smaller size.
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This design is perfect for warding off interstellar fashion emergencies. It could make even the most sophisticated alien invader jealous, ready to zap away any fashion faux pas in style.
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When it comes to your sock drawer, reaching for the stars is a must. These bamboo socks have similar qualities to cashmere and silk - they're oh-so soft to the touch and are great for sensitive skin.
Also available for women.
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Retirement is a state of mind, my friends. Jump on in, the water's fine.
£11
"No obligations"
"No deadlines"
"Not my problem"
"Don't want to, don't have to, can't make me"
"Don't call"
I'M RETIRED! Ask someone else.
"No deadlines"
"Not my problem"
"Don't want to, don't have to, can't make me"
"Don't call"
I'M RETIRED! Ask someone else.
£12
Embrace your sock addiction and roll the dice on your sock game by taking these Retro Spoofs socks out on the town. These funny socks will bring a cool, retro flair to your footwear without blowing all your dough on your threads. Are you gonna love these fun socks? We’re betting on it!
74% Cotton, 25% Nylon, 1% Elastane
£11
So many clowns and jokers everywhere, and here you are caught up in the middle of it all. Ringmaster of the Shit Show.
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Smooth seas, steady style. Sailing the Horizon captures sailboats gliding across the water as the sun dips low, painting the sky in warm sunset hues. It’s relaxed, timeless, and made for anyone who appreciates a slower pace and an open horizon.
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These dinos are going green - literally. Featuring a leafy landscape of prehistoric pals, this pair brings big Jurassic energy in an all-green palette that’s equal parts wild and wearable. Great for dino lovers, fossil fanatics, or anyone whose style is anything but extinct.
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You won't need to get these socks under the microscope to see that they're the solution to your wardrobe woes.
Also available for women.
£12
Pun socks are the perfect mix of funny and cute. Strap on your laboratory goggles and prepare for a positive reaction to your pHun pHashion Science Lab socks! Don’t put your style on the back Bunsen burner, grab these funny socks and complete your style compound.
£12
A pair of socks for the bloke who's willing to say "screw it" to anything but his sock choice.
£12
Gators: Nature's modern-day dinosaurs that make every swamp stroll an adrenaline-filled or stress-ridden adventure. Is it a log or a toothy grin?
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The only thing that sets you and me apart is that you're better at not listening.
65% Cotton, 32% Nylon, 3% Elastane
£12
You're going to need a bigger boat to catch this fish! The jaws on these sharks are about to bite your foot right off... so beware! These sharks attack both day and night...
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Do you ever feel like your sock drawer is lacking a little bite? Made from lovely soft cotton, they're considerably nicer to the touch than an actual shark... Buy them, and make it snappy!
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Otter socks are otter-ly significant. Make a statement in these marine life socks. Did you know that otters hold hands while they sleep, to prevent drifting apart? Don’t you wish your socks did they same in the washer and dryer? Whether or not you’ve found your significant otter, these cool socks will bring sweet style to your feet.
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Don’t be silly, Billy. Humdrum socks won’t distinguish you from the herd. Romp around in our goat socks and enjoy a little attention for your individuality! These farm socks want to be your companion from the boardroom to the barn. Give you feet something to bleat about!
Also available for women.
£12
The groundhog has spoken… Six more weeks of epic socks, starting with these ones.
Also available for women.
