Blue Q Socks
£12
The only thing that sets you and me apart is that you're better at not listening.
65% Cotton, 32% Nylon, 3% Elastane
£12
They do say you can never have too many house plants... Or is it just us?
48% Cotton, 50% Nylon, 2% Elastane
£12
This cute little froggy knows all the spells. The good ones AND the bad ones. Just so you know.
£12
You think old guys can't stand up for themselves? Well, you're WRONG.
49% Cotton, 49% Nylon, 2% Elastane
£12
Like you haven't had enough to deal with already. I mean, what the fuck?
£12
Fuck work! Monday might be a different story I guess but, you know, for today? Fuck it, man!
Out of stock
What can I say, I like graph paper, bullet journals and socks with straight lines that I can place carefully in my day-of-the-week-outfit organizer. Oops, I mean closet.
£12
What? Huh? Where?! What was I saying?
Unisex sports socks made with shock-absorbing cushion, soft heel tab, and compression band.
£12
Don't let the black rimmed glasses fool you, I'm not even one tiny bit cool.
£12
Have I told you how much I love you lately? Great, now be quiet, please.
£12
Try to knock some sense into them, will ya? Maybe they'll listen to you, because they sure as heck don't listen to me!
£12
I'm the captain of this here vessel and I'm determined to complete this mission to ... um ... well, that is ... where were we going again?
£12
It's a public service, really.
52% Cotton, 46% Nylon, 2% Elastane
£12
If you need me, I'll be in the garage doing really important garage things. You know, like pottering and tinkering and stuff.
£12
I'll get right on that, I assure you. Just gonna rest one real quick minute first.
£12
A man's dream pick up line: wanna squeeze these babies? Make a socking statement and give your feet the attention they deserve 😉
£12
Look at how optimistic, friendly and open to respectful discourse these foot friends are! Take that, angry feminist stereotype!
£12
I'm sure you can see that I'm very busy defeating the big boss right now, so I'll thank you kindly to please fuck off.
£12
Maybe you wouldn't mind giving it a shot? Just this once? Please? For me?
£12
Look, it's not complicated. You just take a left at the brown tree, the one with all those branches? Yeah, then you go about 43 paces past the old building there...no, not Indiana Jones paces, that's standard, and then...
£12
Romeo and Juliet. Rachel and Ross. Charlie and Lucy. You and the guy you went to the prom with. All of history's great love had one thing in common and I'll bet you know what it is. But here is our promise to you: What you and these socks have together won't be complicated. There will be no games and it will last forever. The love I mean. Probably not the socks. But they'll last for a good while.
