Funny Socks

£10
Toilet jokes aren't our favourite but they're a solid number 2... Give these poop socks to the person whose jokes are as crap as ours!

 

70% Cotton, 27% Nylon, 3% Elastane

£10
Sometimes you just want to be left alone to do your own thing... Just like these cute tabby kittens chasing songbirds - they may seem perfectly sweet at first but really they just want to yell "FUCK OFF!"

£10
Beer - it’s your friend! These funny 'Have A Beer' socks are the perfect gift for the home brewer or beer-loving drinking buddy. Cheers!

 

73% Cotton, 26% Nylon, 1% Elastane

£5 £10
We all know those guys who show off their bulging biceps to try and impress... Muscles or not, these socks will definitely get some attention.

 

70% Cotton, 27% Nylon, 3% Elastane

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Each to their own. Whatever lights your candle, or floats your boat, sorry GOAT. Coz goats are known for their floating ability. Right? Whatever.

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"Why do golfers wear two pairs of socks? In case they get a hole in one!"
"What did the hat say to the sock? I’ll go on ahead, you go on foot."
For the dad joke king in your life, these make the perfect pair.

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Next time someone tells you something you don't care about, just waft these "I'm sorry... my give a shit fairy just died" socks in their face.

£10
"I love to cook with wine... Sometimes I even add it to the food!" We're not judging - we're right there with you, glass in hand, and deservedly so after the day we've had... Cheers to all of us who deserve a glass of wine right now!

 

59% Cotton, 40% Nylon, 1% Elastane

£5 £10
We like to call these our anti-nag shields. Wearing these gets you brownie points with your mother, and could dull her senses to every little thing you are (obviously) doing wrong with your life.

£10
These men's crew socks feature an open can (of whoop ass) and a can opener laying nearby. Use that can opener wisely and unleash a can of whoop ass on the right person!

£5 £10
We’re all about being nice, but sometimes people are just looking for a throat punch. Don’t give in to the violence! Next time you’re faced with some seriously idiotic behaviour, try laughing it off, and know that you have the perfect message for them on your feet - choose humour over battery!

 

74% Cotton, 25% Nylon, 1% Elastane

£10
There's a special message on these cute socks with puppies, butterflies and flowers... Make a big statement and let the world know you don't answer to anyone in a pair of these fun vintage-inspired 'not your bitch' puppy dog socks.

£10
Some people say cats are antisocial... not these ones! With their party blowers and hats, they just love any kind of party, be it birthdays, Christmas, or any other excuse for a bash. Toot toot!

£10
Let these socks do the talking whilst you fake smile and wish them a good day.

£11
Batman loves Ramen noodles. Yes, even Batman has a budget.

£5 £10
Embrace your sock addiction and roll the dice on your sock game by taking these Retro Spoofs socks out on the town. These funny socks will bring a cool, retro flair to your footwear without blowing all your dough on your threads. Are you gonna love these fun socks? We’re betting on it!

 

74% Cotton, 25% Nylon, 1% Elastane