Funny Socks

£12
Next time someone tells you something you don't care about, just waft these "I'm sorry... my give a shit fairy just died" socks in their face.
£12
[Waves as it disappears out of the window]
£12
We’ve all been fresh out of fucks at some point, it's just now we have the socks to show it.

Also available for women.
£11
Sometimes you just want to be left alone to do your own thing... Just like these cute tabby kittens chasing songbirds - they may seem perfectly sweet at first but really they just want to yell "FUCK OFF!"
£12
We’ve all been fresh out of fucks at some point, it's just now we have the socks to show it.

Also available for men.
£12
Feeling frisky this holiday season? We have just the socks for you... With a seemingly traditional Christmas scene, your friends and family will have to look a little closer to see the whole picture on these reindeer socks. These Santa's helpers are celebrating with a bit of frolicking. Can you blame them? They work hard to bring presents all over the world...

 

70% Cotton, 27% Nylon, 3% Elastane
£12
... Just like these sun loving, sunglass wearing, heel strutting, cocktail drinking fancy AF flamingos.
£12
Let these socks do the talking whilst you fake smile and wish them a good day.

Also available for men.
£12
Let these socks do the talking whilst you fake smile and wish them a good day.

Also available for women.
£10
Poo jokes aren't our favourite but they're a solid number 2... These socks are perfect for the person whose favourite expletive is "Holy Shit!"
£10
Toilet jokes aren't our favourite but they're a solid number 2... Give these Poop and Plungers socks to the person whose jokes are as crap as ours!
£11
There's a special message on these cute socks with puppies, butterflies and flowers... Make a big statement and let the world know you don't answer to anyone in a pair of these fun vintage-inspired 'not your bitch' puppy dog socks.
£14
Steven Rhodes’s works are born from his dual love of retro nostalgia and pitch-black humour.
£14
Steven Rhodes’s works are born from his dual love of retro nostalgia and pitch-black humour.
£14
Steven Rhodes’s works are born from his dual love of retro nostalgia and pitch-black humour.
£12
The perfect gift for the most obvious man in the room.
£12
When you specialise in making poor choices 🙃
£14
Steven Rhodes’s works are born from his dual love of retro nostalgia and pitch-black humour.
£10
When your socks are as funny as your jokes, it's a bone-us.
£14
From down under, comes one of our darkest (and funniest) collabs ever. Steven Rhodes’s works are born from his dual love of retro nostalgia and pitch-black humour.
£12
Embrace your sock addiction and roll the dice on your sock game by taking these Retro Spoofs socks out on the town. These funny socks will bring a cool, retro flair to your footwear without blowing all your dough on your threads. Are you gonna love these fun socks? We’re betting on it!

 

74% Cotton, 25% Nylon, 1% Elastane
£9
Spiky exterior but soft on the inside, honest.
£12
There it lies... my last fuck 🪦☠️

Also available for women.
£10
These quirky "carrate" socks are designed to really pack a punch. Crafted from breathable combed cotton and featuring an amusing design of cartoon carrots practicing karate, these funny socks are a wonderful gift idea.