Funny Socks

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Next time someone tells you something you don't care about, just waft these "I'm sorry... my give a shit fairy just died" socks in their face.
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Sometimes you just want to be left alone to do your own thing... Just like these cute tabby kittens chasing songbirds - they may seem perfectly sweet at first but really they just want to yell "FUCK OFF!"
£12
[Waves as it disappears out of the window]
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We’ve all been fresh out of fucks at some point, it's just now we have the socks to show it.

Also available for men.
£12
We’ve all been fresh out of fucks at some point, it's just now we have the socks to show it.

Also available for women.
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... Just like these sun loving, sunglass wearing, heel strutting, cocktail drinking fancy AF flamingos.
£12
Let these socks do the talking whilst you fake smile and wish them a good day.

Also available for men.
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We like to call these our anti-nag shields. Wearing these gets you brownie points with your mother, and could dull her senses to every little thing you are (obviously) doing wrong with your life.
£12
Prickly on the the inside too? Just don't.
£12
Let these socks do the talking whilst you fake smile and wish them a good day.

Also available for women.
£11
There's a special message on these cute socks with puppies, butterflies and flowers... Make a big statement and let the world know you don't answer to anyone in a pair of these fun vintage-inspired 'not your bitch' puppy dog socks.
£10
Poo jokes aren't our favourite but they're a solid number 2... These socks are perfect for the person whose favourite expletive is "Holy Shit!"
£13
Steven Rhodes’s works are born from his dual love of retro nostalgia and pitch-black humour.
£13
Steven Rhodes’s works are born from his dual love of retro nostalgia and pitch-black humour.
£13
Steven Rhodes’s works are born from his dual love of retro nostalgia and pitch-black humour.
£12
The perfect gift for the most obvious man in the room.
£11
Frank! Is that you?
£11
You might not be able to replicate the gnarly dance moves of an inflatable tube man because well, bones... but this design certainly captures the essence and portrays the sense of fun don't ya think?
£12
When you specialise in making poor choices 🙃
£11
Embrace your sock addiction and roll the dice on your sock game by taking these Retro Spoofs socks out on the town. These funny socks will bring a cool, retro flair to your footwear without blowing all your dough on your threads. Are you gonna love these fun socks? We’re betting on it!

 

74% Cotton, 25% Nylon, 1% Elastane