Funny

£9
Pigeons aren't usually known for their coolness, but this coo' pigeon is an exception. Just check out those shades.

 

63% Cotton, 34% Nylon, 3% Elastane

£9
Toilet jokes aren't our favourite but they're a solid number 2... Give these poop socks to the person whose jokes are as crap as ours!

 

70% Cotton, 27% Nylon, 3% Elastane

£9
How do you make a puppy even more adorable? Put him between two buns, cover him in ketchup and mustard and feature him on your hot dog socks of course! Fetch yourself a pair today.

 

63% Cotton, 34% Nylon, 3% Elastane

£9
We all know those guys who show off their bulging biceps to try and impress... Muscles or not, these socks will definitely get some attention.

 

70% Cotton, 27% Nylon, 3% Elastane

£9
Cool beans are a dish best served with awesomesauce. Not everyone knows how to follow this recipe well, but these cool beans socks are certainly a good start.

 

63% Cotton, 34% Nylon, 3% Elastane

£9
These funny little business bacons are bringing themselves home! And don't they look smart.

 

58% Cotton, 40% Nylon, 2% Elastane

£9
These socks are like that one thing you never knew you needed, except for the fact that you definitely knew you needed them. Great for professional and recreational activities.

 

51% Cotton, 47% Nylon, 2% Elastane

£9
When I first met my now-husband, my father asked me again and again: "Is he handy?" Again and again, I replied with a enthusiastic "YEP!" That was totally, absolutely, undeniably a straight up lie.

 

52% Cotton, 45% Nylon, 3% Elastane

£9
I just love her face - determined, focused, a little devilish. She reminds me a little of you, actually.

 

50% Cotton, 48% Nylon, 2% Elastane

£9
Netflix and Netflix and Netflix and Netflix and Netflix and Netflix and Netflix and chill.

 

 

55% Cotton, 43% Nylon, 2% Elastane

£9
You know what they say: more is always more!

 

 

55% Cotton, 43% Nylon, 2% Elastane

£9
The Blue Q BBQ Sock Wearing Man is a master of his char-grilled domain. He doesn't need any fancy cage-like accessories or novelty aprons. All he needs is a big-ass pointy fork and some well-supported feet. You can help him with that, can't you?

 

59% Cotton, 38% Nylon, 3% Elastane

£9
Socks: they're just like us. They laugh, they cry and sometimes they sit on a stairway to nowhere, moping about how no one loves them. Don't just stand there, someone hand this sock a stiff cocktail!

 

47% Cotton, 50% Nylon, 3% Elastane

£9
The only thing that sets you and me apart is that you're better at not listening.

 

65% Cotton, 32% Nylon, 3% Elastane

£9
My body has melted into my chair, my vision is blurred, I haven't peed in hours and I feel GREAT.

 

51% Cotton, 46% Nylon, 3% Elastane

£9
Whether it's a tedious work meeting or a night out with that mate that just won't stop talking, find comfort in wearing the socks that say what everyone's thinking.

 

63% Cotton, 34% Nylon, 3% Elastane