Groovy Things

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Next time someone tells you something you don't care about, just waft these "I'm sorry... my give a shit fairy just died" socks in their face.
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Just like this frog's mushroom hat.
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[Waves as it disappears out of the window]
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We’ve all been fresh out of fucks at some point, it's just now we have the socks to show it.

Also available for women.
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A Glorious Bitch is Who I Am  πŸ¦„ πŸ–€
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We’ve all been fresh out of fucks at some point, it's just now we have the socks to show it.

Also available for men.
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Mindset for every meeting πŸ’€πŸ”₯

Also available for women.
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If you could just fuck all the way off that would be great πŸ–€πŸŒΊ
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Whoever smelt it dealt it. Whoever did the rhyme did the crime! Whoever denied it supplied it. Everyone knows a fart ninja... and if you don't, then I guess that means you're it... What's that smell?
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Grab today with both hands and make it work for YOU!
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We all know that one irritatingly smug person who thinks they know everything. These are the socks for them. Or you, if you're that person. Wise ass.
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We all know how it feels to lose our shit every once in a while. Prolonged shit losing requires said socks.

Also available for men.
Β£12
Fuck All Y'all 🐸🀠

Also available for women.
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Just in case it wasn't obvious from my crazy ass actions.
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Let these socks do the talking whilst you fake smile and wish them a good day.

Also available for women.
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Fuck All Y'all 🐸🌡

Also available for men.
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... Just like these sun loving, sunglass wearing, heel strutting, cocktail drinking fancy AF flamingos.
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Let these socks do the talking whilst you fake smile and wish them a good day.

Also available for men.
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Else Mr Toad is gonna kick yo' ass outta bed.

Also available for women.
Β£12
Nothing new there thenπŸ˜΄πŸ’€
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Modern life is busy and fast paced. Tell the world how you feel with these expressive socks. This poor little donkey looks exactly how we feel. Zzzzzz.
Β£12
Prickly on the the inside too? Just don't.
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We're not sure of the relevance of this cat, maybe he's just trying to get his shit together... just like us.
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Else Mr Toad is gonna kick yo' ass outta bed.

Also available for men.
Β£12
We all know how it feels to lose our shit every once in a while. Prolonged shit losing requires said socks.

Also available for women.
Β£12
Just A Crafty Little Shit πŸ°βœ‚οΈ
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Our new favourite saying πŸ™ƒπŸ–€

Also available for women.