Please note, the Sock Vault warehouse will be closed from 5pm on Friday 13th June to Saturday 21st June. Any orders placed after 3pm on Friday 13th June will not be dispatched until Monday 23rd June.

Groovy Things

Rating:  5.0 out of 5 stars
£12
Next time someone tells you something you don't care about, just waft these "I'm sorry... my give a shit fairy just died" socks in their face.
Rating:  5.0 out of 5 stars
£12
Just like this frog's mushroom hat.
Rating:  5.0 out of 5 stars
£12
[Waves as it disappears out of the window]
Rating:  5.0 out of 5 stars
£12
We’ve all been fresh out of fucks at some point, it's just now we have the socks to show it.

Also available for women.
Rating:  5.0 out of 5 stars
£12
Mindset for every meeting 💀🔥

Also available for women.
Rating:  5.0 out of 5 stars
£12
A Glorious Bitch is Who I Am  🦄 🖤
Rating:  5.0 out of 5 stars
£12
We’ve all been fresh out of fucks at some point, it's just now we have the socks to show it.

Also available for men.
Rating:  5.0 out of 5 stars
£12
Like I needed to say it.

Also available for men.
Rating:  5.0 out of 5 stars
£12
If you could just fuck all the way off that would be great 🖤🌺
Rating:  3.5 out of 5 stars
£12
Grab today with both hands and make it work for YOU!
Rating:  5.0 out of 5 stars
£12
Like I needed to say it.

Also available for women.
Rating:  5.0 out of 5 stars
£12
Whoever smelt it dealt it. Whoever did the rhyme did the crime! Whoever denied it supplied it. Everyone knows a fart ninja... and if you don't, then I guess that means you're it... What's that smell?
Rating:  5.0 out of 5 stars
£12
Don't test me...
Rating:  5.0 out of 5 stars
£12
We all know how it feels to lose our shit every once in a while. Prolonged shit losing requires said socks.

Also available for men.
Rating:  5.0 out of 5 stars
£12
We all know that one irritatingly smug person who thinks they know everything. These are the socks for them. Or you, if you're that person. Wise ass.
Rating:  5.0 out of 5 stars
£12
Fuck All Y'all 🐸🤠

Also available for women.
Rating:  5.0 out of 5 stars
£12
Just in case it wasn't obvious from my crazy ass actions.
Rating:  5.0 out of 5 stars
£12
Fuck All Y'all 🐸🌵

Also available for men.
£12
Let these socks do the talking whilst you fake smile and wish them a good day.

Also available for women.
Rating:  5.0 out of 5 stars
£12
Else Mr Toad is gonna kick yo' ass outta bed.

Also available for women.
£12
... Just like these sun loving, sunglass wearing, heel strutting, cocktail drinking fancy AF flamingos.
Rating:  5.0 out of 5 stars
£12
Let these socks do the talking whilst you fake smile and wish them a good day.

Also available for men.
Rating:  5.0 out of 5 stars
£12
Nothing new there then😴💀
Rating:  5.0 out of 5 stars
£12
We're not sure of the relevance of this cat, maybe he's just trying to get his shit together... just like us.
Rating:  5.0 out of 5 stars
£12
Modern life is busy and fast paced. Tell the world how you feel with these expressive socks. This poor little donkey looks exactly how we feel. Zzzzzz.
Rating:  5.0 out of 5 stars
£12
Else Mr Toad is gonna kick yo' ass outta bed.

Also available for men.
Rating:  5.0 out of 5 stars
£12
Prickly on the the inside too? Just don't.
Rating:  5.0 out of 5 stars
£12
We all know how it feels to lose our shit every once in a while. Prolonged shit losing requires said socks.

Also available for women.
£12
Just A Crafty Little Shit 🐰✂️
£12
Our new favourite saying 🙃🖤

Also available for women.

New Arrivals

PLEASE NOTE
The Sock Vault warehouse will be closed from 5pm on Friday 13th June to Saturday 21st June. Any orders placed after 3pm on Friday 13th June will not be dispatched until Monday 23rd June.