Why are chemists always happy in the lab? They are in their element.
If Iron Man and Silver Surfer teamed up, they’d be alloys.
Oxygen and potassium went on a date. It went OK.
Why do you only get bad chemistry jokes? The good ones Argon.
Ok that's enough.

Bonus points if you know what guitar this is! It's one thing to be the smooth talking crooner with a guitar at the party, but can you compete with someone who knows how to play AND has these bad boys on? The answer is no, no you can't.

3 for 2 on all kids socks! Discount applied automatically.

For a hero, the only fear is fear itself – but that didn’t stop the legendary Evel Knievel, who over the course of his career attempted more than 75 incredible ramp-to-ramp motorcycle jumps to become an icon of bravery and charisma. Evel Knievel represented a unique mix of showmanship and spirit that continues to inspire people to this today.

While you may be stepping on them, these guys won't hurt nearly as much as when you stomped on the real life versions as you got out of bed in the morning...

Socks with dinosaur skeletons buried in the ground... Can you dig it?!

"Earth to Mars Rover, Earth to Mars Rover. Have you found my socks yet? Over".

Our socks are like a fine wine - they smell better with age. What's that? Yours don't? Can't help you there, sorry.

For the handyman or woman about the house, these fun crew socks feature an array of DIY tools including a hammer, saw, screwdriver, drill, staple gun, Stanley knife, pliers and paint roller. The DIYers dream!

We'll pass on boring socks and go straight for the winning shot with these foosball themed socks.

What? You think I'd sweat for my health?? Psshhh.

 

Unisex sports socks made with shock-absorbing cushion, soft heel tab, and compression band.

The Lancaster had a very tough and durable airframe. It gained a reputation for consistently being able to fly the return journey on only two engines, and even on a single engine for short distances. The standard crew consisted of seven men. The pilot, the flight engineer (there were no controls on the other cockpit seat, so there was no co-pilot), the bomb aimer (who doubled as an operator for the nose turret gun as needed), the navigator, the wireless operator for comms, the 360° mid-upper gun turret operator, and finally the rear gunner. The initial underside turret was quickly dropped, considered pointless for being too slow and hard to operate in order to keep a target within its sights.

The Hawker Typhoon - a powerful, potent ground attack aircraft that redressed the balance in mainland Europe during World War Two. This particular unit - RB396 - had a short but illustrious career. Built in November 1944 and delivered to 83GSU at RAF Westhampnett by ATA pilot Anna Leska, she then joined 174 Squadron on the continent. The aircraft was flown by many pilots, but mainly by Frank Johnson. She was flown by Sidney Russel-Smith on 28th March 1945 picking up flak damage - one of eighteen occasions on which this happened in her four month life. Finally, at the hands of Chris House, she was damaged again, this time resulting in a forced landing near Denekamp on the 1st April 1945.

Whether your lack of morning motivation renders you caveman-like, or you just enjoy the simple things in life, these socks will tick both boxes.

Those familiar with the classic Simpsons episode (those who aren't, watch here) will highly appreciate these cute train gag socks. We just hope the chat goes smoother than Lisa and Ralph's...

The maneki-neko (招き猫, 'beckoning cat') is a common Japanese figurine which is often believed to bring good luck to the owner. Take your own little piece of good luck with you on your feet!

Between 1968 and 1982, Aubrey Powell and Storm Thorgerson designed almost 200 rock album covers under the name “Hipgnosis”. Only one of those would be recognised by as many as “The best album of all time”. It was launched in 1973 as Pink Floyd's 8th studio work, one of the most influential names of the Progressive Rock movement. Over a dark background, a beam of light is dispersed by a triangular prism that represents the band. Just as with light, the sound is apparently simple, yet wonderfully complex.

Paddock legend is often made not by the most victorious cars, but by the most unforgettable. Driven by Senna and painted in bright yellow, the Lotus 99T certainly cuts the mustard.

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The MP4/6 was the crown jewel of the 1991 F1 season when Ayrton Senna won his third and last title. Sporting the now infamous barcode tobacco sponsorship, it also brought to a close an era of McLaren and Honda's dominance of the sport.

These socks are sure to be a big hit - they're ace!