Job Related Socks

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Retirement is a state of mind, my friends. Jump on in, the water's fine.
£10
Add some spark to your day with these electrician themed socks. Featuring insulating tape, high voltage warning sign, volt metre, electricity bolt and various other sparky-job related items, these socks will surely light up any room.
£11
We all know someone we'd like to serve a plate of these to...
£11
For the bloke that can fix anything (or thinks he can) these Handyman mismatched socks will surely enhance those DIY skills. You can fix anything with a hammer right?
£11
So many clowns and jokers everywhere, and here you are caught up in the middle of it all. Ringmaster of the Shit Show.
£12
When you're old enough to finally understand what "adulting" really is, they make you swear to never tell.
£10
If you're a plumber, ask yourself 'water you wearing on your feet' and if the answer ain't these socks then you best get yourself a pair coz customers notice these things, you know?
£10
Why are chemists always happy in the lab? They are in their element.
£10
With these ambulance themed socks there won't be any paramedic sock emergencies!
£10
These socks are sending us signals.
£12
We were all thinking it... Fuck this meeting!! 💀🔥

Also available for men.
£12
Not that kind of space, or is it? Leave me alone, or chat space talk with me? You decide.

 

Also available for women who need their space!
£11
"No obligations"
"No deadlines"
"Not my problem"
"Don't want to, don't have to, can't make me" 
"Don't call"
I'M RETIRED! Ask someone else.

£10
In the sock world, anything is possible. That's why it's so great here, and that's why this Corgi is playing soldiers with his Corgi friends. You're welcome.
£6 £12
Launch your day off to the best possible start with these officially licenced NASA space shuttle socks. Shoot for the stars and you'll go far... in style.

 

63% Cotton, 34% Nylon, 3% Elastane
£10
The value of your outfit will definitely increase with these stock themed socks. Grab a share of the fun today, it'll be worth the investment ;)
£12
Fuck work! Monday might be a different story I guess but, you know, for today? Fuck it, man!
£8 £10
That was a close shave - you almost went out without your barbers socks on!
£12
If you could do me a favour and keep the dumbfuckery to a minimum, that would be great 😉🌺
£12
The road to success is always under construction, and for some reason so is that road down the street...
£6 £12
Grab the popcorn and get comfy, the shit show is about to begin.
£10
Functional and aesthetically pleasing, these socks have been designed and constructed to suit your feet perfectly!
£9
Sometimes you just gotta let your socks say it.
£10
What's that saying? "Pay peanuts, get monkeys"... Well, we're not saying anything, but it wouldn't hurt to flash these in the office would it?
£9 £12
Don't let the black rimmed glasses fool you, I'm not even one tiny bit cool.
£8 £10
Brush up on your dress skills with these dental themed socks to polish off your outfit. They also make a great gift to give a dental student... or a co-worker with death breath!
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I F Y O U C A N R E A D T H I S Y O U N E E D T H E S E S O C K S
£10
No need to rake through manky old socks now that you've dug up these gems! Perfect for gardeners and landscapers, these garden-themed socks are sure to bring some sunshine to your day.
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Whether you're a farmer yourself, know one, or just support them, one thing's for sure - we are all grateful for the hard work they do, day in day out.