New Arrivals

£17
They say variety is the socks of life... don't they?

Styles in Pack:
Pink Lemonade (Stripes), Swim Mermaid ("Swim Mermaid"), Foxy Lady ("Foxy Lady")
£9
London's calling... it wants its socks back.

Also available as a crew sock! Wonderful.
£11
London's calling... it wants its socks back.

Also available as an ankle sock! Lovely.
£11
Translation: Merry Dogmas. Love, your Doggo.
£11
How many birds can fit on a pair of socks? Well, more than toucan.
£11
Permission granted to go nuts over these cute socks... Don't bury them though will you.
£11
Whether you're a lover of spooky season or just a fan of web slingers in general, these socks are sure to get you caught up in the occasion!
£12
Phew! That was a close one though, wasn't it??
£12
Happy fucking holidays to you too🎄⛄️🎁
£12
We all know one... and if you don't then it's you.
£12
But watch your back...
£12
Don't worry about it.
£12
Just like this frog's mushroom hat.
£12
When you specialise in making poor choices 🙃
£12
Prickly on the the inside too? Just don't.
£12
[Waves as it disappears out of the window]
£12
We’ve all been fresh out of fucks at some point, it's just now we have the socks to show it.

Also available for men.
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We’ve all been fresh out of fucks at some point, it's just now we have the socks to show it.

Also available for women.
£12
Hung all year round 🎄🎅🏻
£12
The perfect gift for the most obvious man in the room.
£12
Let these socks do the talking whilst you fake smile and wish them a good day.

Also available for women.
£12
It's a public service, really.

 

52% Cotton, 46% Nylon, 2% Elastane
£12
Hey, just because they didn't mean it as a compliment doesn't mean you can't take it as one.

 

51% Nylon, 47% Cotton, 2% Elastane
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Question: If a man in a forest shouts, "I fucking love it out here!" and no one hears it, does he make a sound? Answer: No, and that's how he likes it.

Also available for women.
£8
These waving Union Flag socks are just the ticket... Some have even been known to take them off and wave the socks themselves in a moment of mad excitement.
£8
The King's Guard, a Beefeater, a British Bulldog, a classic London bus, a black Hackney cab, a royal crown, a red phone box, the famous London skyline and many a Union Flag. How truly and marvellously British!
£8
What the devil is going on here then?