Question: If a man in a forest shouts, "I fucking love it out here!" and no one hears it, does he make a sound? Answer: No, and that's how he likes it.
These waving Union Flag socks are just the ticket... Some have even been known to take them off and wave the socks themselves in a moment of mad excitement.
The King's Guard, a Beefeater, a British Bulldog, a classic London bus, a black Hackney cab, a royal crown, a red phone box, the famous London skyline and many a Union Flag. How truly and marvellously British!