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Somehow the saying "slay all day" doesn't feel totally appropriate here, but we'll always battle our way into your sock drawer with epic designs and dragons, definitely dragons.
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This pair is guaranteed to make even aliens crack a smile. Ahh, the power of fun socks.
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Santa's reindeer are the original "flight club" members - just a bunch of hoofed daredevils ready to rock around the Christmas tree and drop gifts like it's hot.


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Whether you're talking about your dinner or your soulmate, these super soft bamboo lobster socks are perfect for finishing off that snappy outfit.
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Your inner geek will love these maths socks. Featuring Einstein's Theory of Relativity and the Quadratic Equation among others, these socks are perfect for any maths lover. Nerd alert!

 

 

70% Cotton, 27% Nylon, 3% Elastane
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Give your feet a prescription of fun with these socks! Featuring tablets, stethoscopes, prescription bottles and syringes these socks are perfect for doctors, nurses... or hypochondriacs!


70% Cotton, 27% Nylon, 3% Elastane
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When was the last time you had your mind blown? Probably when you saw these epically outrageous socks.
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For the office worker who takes their business as seriously as these apes take their staplers. That is, very seriously.

 

70% Cotton, 27% Nylon, 3% Elastane
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Wagging tails and curious sniffs meet in this funny display of canine introductions. This design features a butt-load of doggy encounters with laughter that'll have ya howling.
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Whether you're a die-hard aubergine enthusiast or just feeling a little cheeky, why limit your love for veggies or innuendos to the kitchen when you can strut them on your feet?
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Sometimes we all wish we could just bury our heads in the sand and be done with it. On days like these, ignore any unpleasant realities and just focus on your feet.

 

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Bonus points if you know what guitar this is! It's one thing to be the smooth talking crooner with a guitar at the party, but can you compete with someone who knows how to play AND has these bad boys on? The answer is no, no you can't.


70% Cotton, 27% Nylon, 3% Elastane
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Toilet jokes aren't our favourite but they're a solid number 2... Give these poop socks to the person whose jokes are as crap as ours!
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Sink your teeth (ok, toes) into these delicious looking burger and fries socks. Succulent beef, gooey cheese, soft bun... Wonderful.
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This design is perfect for warding off interstellar fashion emergencies. It could make even the most sophisticated alien invader jealous, ready to zap away any fashion faux pas in style.
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When it comes to your sock drawer, reaching for the stars is a must. These bamboo socks have similar qualities to cashmere and silk - they're oh-so soft to the touch and are great for sensitive skin.

Also available for women.
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Embrace your sock addiction and roll the dice on your sock game by taking these Retro Spoofs socks out on the town. These funny socks will bring a cool, retro flair to your footwear without blowing all your dough on your threads. Are you gonna love these fun socks? We’re betting on it!

 

74% Cotton, 25% Nylon, 1% Elastane
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It's not a party until the sausage comes out!
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Pun socks are the perfect mix of funny and cute. Strap on your laboratory goggles and prepare for a positive reaction to your pHun pHashion Science Lab socks! Don’t put your style on the back Bunsen burner, grab these funny socks and complete your style compound

 

 

70% Cotton, 27% Nylon, 3% Elastane
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You're going to need a bigger boat to catch this fish! The jaws on these sharks are about to bite your foot right off... so beware! These sharks attack both day and night...
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Grab the popcorn and get comfy, the shit show is about to begin.
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Otter socks are otter-ly significant. Make a statement in these marine life socks. Did you know that otters hold hands while they sleep, to prevent drifting apart? Don’t you wish your socks did they same in the washer and dryer? Whether or not you’ve found your significant otter, these cool socks will bring sweet style to your feet.

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Don’t be silly, Billy. Humdrum socks won’t distinguish you from the herd. Romp around in our goat socks and enjoy a little attention for your individuality! These farm socks want to be your companion from the boardroom to the barn. Give you feet something to bleat about!

Also available for women.
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This is the PG version of the the things that might cross your mind when jumping out of an plane...
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Cheesy, saucy, hot and delicious... how can you say no? Show off your love for your favourite food by strutting your stuff in these slice of pizza socks!
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Anyone with a decent sense of humour will love these socks featuring mightily smart donkeys eager to educate any feet lacking in the knowledge of looking great. In fact they've recently graduated from mildly irritating to full-blown smart asses!
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We figured it'd be easier to put an octopus on a pair of socks than it was to give socks to an octopus. Turned out pretty neat, eh?


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You might not be able to replicate the gnarly dance moves of an inflatable tube man because well, bones... but this design certainly captures the essence and portrays the sense of fun don't ya think?
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Saturn has a nice ring to it, don't you think?
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Deal yourself a winning hand with this sly and stylish design. With these socks, you'll always have an ace up your foot and trick up your... ankle!