Socksmith

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Anyone with a decent sense of humour will love these socks featuring mightily smart donkeys eager to educate any feet lacking in the knowledge of looking great. In fact they've recently graduated from mildly irritating to full-blown smart asses!
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We figured it'd be easier to put an octopus on a pair of socks than it was to give socks to an octopus. Turned out pretty neat, eh?


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You might not be able to replicate the gnarly dance moves of an inflatable tube man because well, bones... but this design certainly captures the essence and portrays the sense of fun don't ya think?
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Saturn has a nice ring to it, don't you think?
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Deal yourself a winning hand with this sly and stylish design. With these socks, you'll always have an ace up your foot and trick up your... ankle!
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Retire that tattered book of pick-up lines and try flashing these socks next time. When you let the Tapatio socks do the talking, who knows, maybe that crush of yours will hit you back with some hot and saucy talk of their own...

 

70% Cotton, 27% Nylon, 3% Elastane
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And he has all the knowledge. What's that? Oh, he's prescribed you these socks.

Also available for women.
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The road to success is always under construction, and for some reason so is that road down the street...
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Here's our angle: even if it is just a pair of fish socks we will make them as awesome as possible.
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These Zero Fox novelty cotton socks are the perfect way to say it all, without actually saying anything.

 

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Variety is the spice of life, no? It applies to love, food and our socks as well.
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Q: What’s the most curious creature?
A: An axolotl because they ax o lot l questions.
**Ba dum ts**

Also available for men.
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These socks bring you all the thrill of balloon animals without the deflation.
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Featuring cardinals, blue jays, and... two other pretty birds (we never said we were bird experts) these fly looking socks will take your sock game to new heights.

Also available for men.
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Silky soft and purrfect, and that's just the socks! Cat lovers will love these luxurious silky soft bamboo socks that feel just like the real thing!

 

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We hope you're as eggcited as we are for these Bock Bock socks. But talk is cheep, so don’t get in a flap, add these chickens to your sock drawer before they leggit!

 

63% Cotton, 34% Nylon, 3% Elastane
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This pair is a must-have for all literary enthusiasts, word nerds and bookworms alike.
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Butter me up baby coz these socks are lookin' tasty.
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Sometimes cuteness comes in unexpected forms, like giant rodents doing their best poolside impressions. Move over, kittens, there's a new cutie in town.
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Do you buy your cat a new toy, only to have it be more entertained with the box it came in? Yeah, we know the feeling - these socks are for you!
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Who are we to say that sea creatures don't celebrate the holidays?
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Officially licenced Coca-Cola socks... What's not to love? If the holidays are coming, or even if they're not, if you love a classic Coke then these socks are for you.

 

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Cute sun and moon socks for the lazy days at home. If ever there were a pair of socks for lounging, these would be them.
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These Coke socks have a vintage eighties feel, with the baby blue and yellow making them seem less Coca-Cola-like and more retro-workout-like! Wherever you wear these patterned beauties, you'll definitely look "always fresh". How rad!

 

51% Cotton, 47% Nylon, 2% Elastane
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Are we the only ones who think this pair of mushroom socks look appealing and psychedelic? Don't do it - it's a trap!

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Mi nombre es Llama. And look at how smart he looks with his traditional Spanish dress and traditional Spanish, err, cacti... Wonderful!

 

51% Cotton, 47% Nylon, 2% Elastane
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Cool beans are a dish best served with awesomesauce. Not everyone knows how to follow this recipe well, but these cool beans socks are certainly a good start.

 

 

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We like corgi butts and we cannot lie! You other humans can’t deny. When a dog trots by with itty bitty legs and a bread loaf in the back, you start to giggle. Watch it wiggle! You’ll laugh so hard, you’ll get sore in the middle. We bet when you read this, you’ll be smiling just a little. Corgi got back!
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If "look but don't touch" was an animal, it'd be a box jellyfish. These socks, on the other hand, are silky soft (and safe) to the touch.
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Officially licenced Diet Coke socks... Because we had to include the slimline version in our collection to remind us all of the days when we thought the only thing off with our diet was regular Coke...