Women's Socks
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£6
£10
When all you want for Christmas is your very own sloth, socks can be a disappointment, but it doesn't have to be that way!
£11
The Rambo films follow John Rambo, a US Army veteran played by Sylvester Stallone, who is traumatised by his experience in the Vietnam War and uses the skills he gained there to fight corrupt police officers, enemy troops and drug cartels.
£10
Strap on your apron, grab your tongs, and slip into these fun BBQ socks - it's barbeque day! Whether you prefer to wait for a long weekend or find yourself in front of your grill at dinnertime every night, you'll be properly styled for your evenly charred obsession.
£12
Modern life is busy and fast paced. Tell the world how you feel with these expressive socks. This poor little donkey looks exactly how we feel. Zzzzzz.
£12
£12
Robert Norman "Bob" Ross was an American painter and art instructor who created and hosted The Joy of Painting, an instructional television program that aired from 1983 to 1994. Known for his relaxed and calm approach to painting, his catchphrases were things such as "let's add some happy little trees".
£12
The Citroen 2 Chevaux, or 2CV, is a French automobile well known for its unique aesthetic, rural durability, and affordability. Introduced at the Paris Motor Show in 1948, this reliable car quickly became a symbol of practicality and innovation.
£14
Even if you’ve been hiding under a rock for the past decades, chances are you’d still recognise one of music’s most iconic images of all time. The lightning record (aka Aladdin Sane) is 50 years young this year (2023), and though it’s far from Bowie’s other moments of genius, its artwork will live on as a masterpiece of pop culture.
£12
When jazz first emerged it quickly became one of the most influential musical genres of its time. So swing to the rhythm of life, pull out those jazz hands and strut your stuff in these jazzy socks.
£11
If people leave you cold but plants warm your soul, you might just be a plantrovert. Let the world know just how you feel when you wear these sassy houseplant socks. Each pair has a lovely display of plant favourites in terra cotta and purple pots to remind you to spend some quality time with your besties.
£11
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£8
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One of the most famous movie icons in history paired with soft and comfy socks = ability to conquer the world (but don't quote us on this).
£10
What's better than socks covered in Corgis? Socks covered in Corgis and pizza of course!
£12
These socks will go swimmingly with your outfit and be sure to focus your mind on the task at hand (if that task is to have the best socks).
£11
Goats eat a lot of things - blackberry vines, gardens, tin cans - they've even been known to eat socks, so it's no surprise that these festive goats are hungry for Christmas decorations!
Also available for men!
£12
They do say you can never have too many house plants... Or is it just us?
48% Cotton, 50% Nylon, 2% Elastane
£30
Hey surprise lovers, grab one of our Mystery Sock Boxes and you'll get a random selection of 6 pairs of women's socks, hand picked with love by the Sock Vault team, all at a bargain price! #winning
Note: Mystery Sock Boxes are non-returnable.
£12
Like you haven't had enough to deal with already. I mean, what the fuck?
£11
"No obligations"
"No deadlines"
"Not my problem"
"Don't want to, don't have to, can't make me"
"Don't call"
I'M RETIRED! Ask someone else.
"No deadlines"
"Not my problem"
"Don't want to, don't have to, can't make me"
"Don't call"
I'M RETIRED! Ask someone else.
£12
Cute sun and moon socks for the lazy days at home. If ever there were a pair of socks for lounging, these would be them.
£12
Research shows that dolphins express happiness by emitting high-pitched sounds or squeals, while humans express happiness by wearing fun socks that bring them joy. Squeals are optional but highly recommended.
£10
Poo jokes aren't our favourite but they're a solid number 2... These socks are perfect for the person whose favourite expletive is "Holy Shit!"
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£9
£12
Ready to have your mind blown? Taco cat spelled backwards is taco cat. Yep.
£11
These black cat socks are purrfect for Halloween, or any other time there is a little magic in the air. Each pair features cute black kitties sitting on skulls, with crescent moons and black lace as the backdrop.
£12
Join your favourite cat and dog duo on their crazy adventures - featuring a full graphic print of these iconic characters on one sock and the Ren and Stimpy logo on the other, they're sure to make you feel "Happy-Happy, Joy-Joy!"
£12
With the Type 72, Lotus established the single-seater layout that's still in use over 50 years later, effectively ending the 'cigar-shaped' F1 era. With 3 Constructors' and 2 Drivers' Championships, the 72 holds the record for the longest time between first and last victories for any F1 chassis.
Approved by Classic Team Lotus.
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£5
£9
Feet that bite! These socks will go swimmingly with any outfit and show off your dangerous side.
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£7
£10
Our planet Earth - its beauty, its wildlife, its wonderful diversity - deserves to be celebrated every day right? These socks are one way of doing that, now put 'em on and get out there and enjoy it!
£10
These socks really strike a chord with musicians, so don't tone your outfit down - rock it up!
£10
Sloths are so chilled not even space travel can disturb their peace of mind... Get in your own sloth zone with a pair of these wacky socks!
