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£11
Get your daily dose of motivation with this uniquely amusing sock pair, showcasing sloths proving that even the slowest can conquer their fitness goals.
Rating:  5.0 out of 5 stars
£12
Anyone with a decent sense of humour will love these socks featuring mightily smart donkeys eager to educate any feet lacking in the knowledge of looking great. In fact they've recently graduated from mildly irritating to full-blown smart asses!
£9
Go overboard with your sock choice and explore these mismatched diving ankle socks.
Rating:  4.8 out of 5 stars
£12
We figured it'd be easier to put an octopus on a pair of socks than it was to give socks to an octopus. Turned out pretty neat, eh?


Rating:  5.0 out of 5 stars
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These cocktail socks are straight out of a speakeasy. Classic drinks like the Old Fashioned, Manhattan, Sidecar and Mint Julep are displayed beautifully on an Art Deco patterned background for a timeless look. Have a socktail, and make it a double - after all, socks come in pairs.

Also available for women!
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You might not be able to replicate the gnarly dance moves of an inflatable tube man because well, bones... but this design certainly captures the essence and portrays the sense of fun don't ya think?
Rating:  5.0 out of 5 stars
£12
Saturn has a nice ring to it, don't you think?
£12
Deal yourself a winning hand with this sly and stylish design. With these socks, you'll always have an ace up your foot and trick up your... ankle!
Rating:  5.0 out of 5 stars
£11
Those cats were fast as lightning. In fact, it was a little bit frightening... But they fought with expert timing. Yes, EVERYBODY was Kung Fu fighting!
£11
Love dogs? Love tacos? Then these Taco Dog socks were made for you!

Also available for women.
£12
Retire that tattered book of pick-up lines and try flashing these socks next time. When you let the Tapatio socks do the talking, who knows, maybe that crush of yours will hit you back with some hot and saucy talk of their own...

 

70% Cotton, 27% Nylon, 3% Elastane
£12
And he has all the knowledge. What's that? Oh, he's prescribed you these socks.

Also available for women.
£11
Christmas got your goat? These men's socks with goats eating Christmas decorations are just what you need to get into the spirit of the holidays, obvs.
£11
An apple a day keeps the doctor away... but in the case of these fun mismatched socks, unfortunately not the worm.
£11
With these mismatched socks you'll feel free as a bird...
Rating:  5.0 out of 5 stars
£11
Look great from head to mistle-toe this festive season in these purposely mismatched ugly Christmas merry and joy socks!
£12
The road to success is always under construction, and for some reason so is that road down the street...
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Vegetable growers rejoice! These socks feature all your allotment or vegetable patch favourites including carrots, beetroot, onions and lettuce. So put as much effort into your sock choice as you do your plot and enjoy the good 'thymes'!

Also available for women!
£11
Up for a game of pong or Donkey Kong? Play all the classics in these mismatched retro Video Game Controllers socks.
£11
Level up your sock game with these epic gaming socks featuring vibrant video game controllers, consoles, and headsets - perfect for gamers who love to play in style! 
£12
Watching the fuckery unfold is my new favourite hobby 🐸 🖤

Also available for women.
£11
So what is it? A wiener dog-shaped hot dog or a hotdog-shaped wiener dog?

 

Also available for women.
£11
Nail the art of procrastination with these eco-friendly cotton socks, showcasing a laid-back sloth that reminds us all to take life one coffee break at a time!
Rating:  5.0 out of 5 stars
£12
You think old guys can't stand up for themselves? Well, you're WRONG.

 

49% Cotton, 49% Nylon, 2% Elastane
Rating:  5.0 out of 5 stars
£12
These Zero Fox novelty cotton socks are the perfect way to say it all, without actually saying anything.

 

£10
Shopping for someone else but not sure what to get them? How about the gift of choice with a Sock Vault gift card!
£8
These pink, blue and white sparkly socks with Japanese motifs were designed for Peseta by Oh Caroool and showcase his Japanese-inspired compositions and drawings. To be any more kawaii would be impossible.
£8
Savanna themed socks designed by Brianda Fitz-James Stuart with a green toe and heel and beautiful animals and greenery.
£8
These arty socks in shades of blue show different female silhouettes to capture the beauty and diversity of the female form. Made by feminists for feminists.
£14
Developed in close collaboration with the 24 Hours of Le Mans, this is a tribute to the La Sarthe circuit. The Hypercar socks highlight this epic phase we're living in, which promises to be remembered for decades to come as the performance standard to beat.


An official collaboration with the 24 Hours of Le Mans.