Blue Q Socks

Blue Q Socks

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My body has melted into my chair, my vision is blurred, I haven't peed in hours and I feel GREAT.

 

51% Cotton, 46% Nylon, 3% Elastane

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Socks are just like women. They can be straightforward and polite at the same time. It doesn't mean they're any more or less of a sock. Or a woman. 

 

51% Cotton, 47% Nylon, 2% Elastane

£9
These socks are like that one thing you never knew you needed, except for the fact that you definitely knew you needed them. Great for professional and recreational activities.

 

51% Cotton, 47% Nylon, 2% Elastane

£9
Not only is this little guy totally adorbs, but he's also just as attentive to his house plants as you are. We'd say it was a match made in well-balanced soil-y heaven.  

 

57% Cotton, 41% Nylon, 2% Elastane

£9
Socks: they're just like us. They laugh, they cry and sometimes they sit on a stairway to nowhere, moping about how no one loves them. Don't just stand there, someone hand this sock a stiff cocktail!

 

47% Cotton, 50% Nylon, 3% Elastane

£9
When I first met my now-husband, my father asked me again and again: "Is he handy?" Again and again, I replied with a enthusiastic "YEP!" That was totally, absolutely, undeniably a straight up lie.

 

52% Cotton, 45% Nylon, 3% Elastane

£9
Money can't buy beards, but it sure as hell can buy a pair of socks. And for some of us, that's about as good as it's gonna get.

 

54% Cotton, 44% Nylon, 2% Elastane

£9
Remember when you had to blow into the Nintendo, and then the cartridge, every time you wanted to play Super Mario Bros.? Remember not talking to anyone for a whole month whilst trying to beat Tony Hawk's Pro Skater? Good times...


57% Cotton, 40% Nylon, 3% Elastane

£9
Every day you deal with clowns, tame lions, and jump through hoops. Plus you have that sweet ringmaster top hat! We're mesmerized by your power and it's damn time you get the attention you deserve.

Also available for female ringmasters!

 

61% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3% Elastane

£9
Netflix and Netflix and Netflix and Netflix and Netflix and Netflix and Netflix and chill.

 

 

55% Cotton, 43% Nylon, 2% Elastane

£9
Some people have a hard time being honest. You're not one of them. 

 

53% Cotton, 45% Nylon, 2% Elastane

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"It's hard to believe, but I started in the mailroom..." Perfect for those who are proud of their 'talent' for creating a stink... literally.


57% Cotton, 40% Nylon, 3% Elastane

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The cool thing about these socks - other than the fact that they are pretty and comfy and strong as hell - is that you can put the emphasis wherever you want. 

 

45% Cotton, 53% Nylon, 2% Elastane

£9
And you know what? I get away with it because I'm cute as a button.

 

57% Cotton, 41% Nylon, 2% Elastane

£9
Sorry for your loss. Sleep was such a kind, gentle soul and she'll be sorely missed.  

 

58% Cotton, 40% Nylon, 2% Elastane

£9
Take a deep breath, get centred, eyes on the prize, now CHARGE!

 

47% Cotton, 51% Nylon, 2% Elastane

£9
You know what they say: more is always more!

 

 

55% Cotton, 43% Nylon, 2% Elastane

£9
Oaky, smoky, artichokey... just hand me a glass already.

 

51% Cotton, 46% Nylon, 3% Elastane

£9
We all have one. It's just that some are better than others.  

 

52% Cotton, 46% Nylon, 2% Elastane

£9
Orange you glad this growling guy made his way onto an ankle sock? And also, that those knives look pretty dull?

 

50% Cotton, 48% Nylon, 2% Elastane

£9
Waggy bum, smiling face, excited feet. Now that's a greeting. And a better one than most humans manage all year. Treat your feet to some canine cuteness whilst snuggling up with your bestie. 

 

50% Cotton, 47% Nylon, 3% Elastane

£9
A little aloof, a little manipulative, and a whole lotta cuddly. Meow. 

 

58% Cotton, 40% Nylon, 2% Elastane

£9
The wind in your hair, the sand in your socks, and you at your absolute most zen-i-fied. 

 

56% Cotton, 42% Nylon, 2% Elastane

£9
Have you ever seen such a cool cat on a sock before? That's because it was really freaking hard to make this cat look this good on these socks. But Blue Q did it, for you, for us. And also because they really like cats. 

 

48% Cotton, 51% Nylon, 1% Elastane

£9
Sometimes the Ringmaster doesn't get the credit she deserves. Sometimes the attention goes to all the stuff that's going on around her - the leaping, the twirling, the fire-breathing, that kind of stuff. But not today.

Also available for male ringmasters!

 

63% Cotton, 35% Nylon, 2% Elastane

£9
My dog thinks I'm pretty much the greatest and he's an excellent judge of character. So, yeah.

 

50% Cotton, 48% Nylon, 2% Elastane

£9
I'm not obsessed with my cat, you're obsessed with my cat.

 

51% Cotton, 46% Nylon, 3% Elastane

£9
You think old guys can't stand up for themselves? Well, you're WRONG.

 

49% Cotton, 49% Nylon, 2% Elastane

£9
You don't have to be a dad to wear these socks, or even a maker of jokes. You could just be a lover of jokes, or a haver of dads. Whatever works, man!

 

62% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 2% Elastane

£9
Especially the sweet, unassuming, cloud-riding, pink bow-wearing kind.

 

50% Cotton, 48% Nylon, 2% Elastane