Blue Q Socks

£9
My body has melted into my chair, my vision is blurred, I haven't peed in hours and I feel GREAT.

 

51% Cotton, 46% Nylon, 3% Elastane

£9
These socks are like that one thing you never knew you needed, except for the fact that you definitely knew you needed them. Great for professional and recreational activities.

 

51% Cotton, 47% Nylon, 2% Elastane

£9
Netflix and Netflix and Netflix and Netflix and Netflix and Netflix and Netflix and chill.

 

 

55% Cotton, 43% Nylon, 2% Elastane

£9
Not only is this little guy totally adorbs, but he's also just as attentive to his house plants as you are. We'd say it was a match made in well-balanced soil-y heaven.  

 

57% Cotton, 41% Nylon, 2% Elastane

£9
When I first met my now-husband, my father asked me again and again: "Is he handy?" Again and again, I replied with a enthusiastic "YEP!" That was totally, absolutely, undeniably a straight up lie.

 

52% Cotton, 45% Nylon, 3% Elastane

£9
Socks: they're just like us. They laugh, they cry and sometimes they sit on a stairway to nowhere, moping about how no one loves them. Don't just stand there, someone hand this sock a stiff cocktail!

 

47% Cotton, 50% Nylon, 3% Elastane

£9
I just love her face - determined, focused, a little devilish. She reminds me a little of you, actually.

 

50% Cotton, 48% Nylon, 2% Elastane

£9
The only thing that sets you and me apart is that you're better at not listening.

 

65% Cotton, 32% Nylon, 3% Elastane

£9
Money can't buy beards, but it sure as hell can buy a pair of socks. And for some of us, that's about as good as it's gonna get.

 

54% Cotton, 44% Nylon, 2% Elastane

£9
Remember when you had to blow into the Nintendo, and then the cartridge, every time you wanted to play Super Mario Bros.? Remember not talking to anyone for a whole month whilst trying to beat Tony Hawk's Pro Skater? Good times...


57% Cotton, 40% Nylon, 3% Elastane

£9
Every day you deal with clowns, tame lions, and jump through hoops. Plus you have that sweet ringmaster top hat! We're mesmerized by your power and it's damn time you get the attention you deserve.


61% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3% Elastane

£9
You know what they say: more is always more!

 

 

55% Cotton, 43% Nylon, 2% Elastane

£9
And you know what? I get away with it because I'm cute as a button.

 

57% Cotton, 41% Nylon, 2% Elastane

£9
Sorry for your loss. Sleep was such a kind, gentle soul and she'll be sorely missed.  

 

58% Cotton, 40% Nylon, 2% Elastane

£9
Socks are just like women. They can be straightforward and polite at the same time. It doesn't mean they're any more or less of a sock. Or a woman. 

 

51% Cotton, 47% Nylon, 2% Elastane

£9
The Blue Q BBQ Sock Wearing Man is a master of his char-grilled domain. He doesn't need any fancy cage-like accessories or novelty aprons. All he needs is a big-ass pointy fork and some well-supported feet. You can help him with that, can't you?

 

59% Cotton, 38% Nylon, 3% Elastane

£9
Take a deep breath, get centred, eyes on the prize, now CHARGE!

 

47% Cotton, 51% Nylon, 2% Elastane

£9
Some people have a hard time being honest. You're not one of them. 

 

53% Cotton, 45% Nylon, 2% Elastane

£9
"It's hard to believe, but I started in the mailroom..." Perfect for those who are proud of their 'talent' for creating a stink... literally.


57% Cotton, 40% Nylon, 3% Elastane

£9
Waggy bum, smiling face, excited feet. Now that's a greeting. And a better one than most humans manage all year. Treat your feet to some canine cuteness whilst snuggling up with your bestie. 

 

50% Cotton, 47% Nylon, 3% Elastane

£9
Orange you glad this growling guy made his way onto an ankle sock? And also, that those knives look pretty dull?

 

50% Cotton, 48% Nylon, 2% Elastane

£9
Everyone's Mr. Perfect looks a little different. But EVERYONE'S Mr. Perfect can balance a glass of wine on his foot.

 

52% Cotton, 45% Nylon, 3% Elastane

£9
A little aloof, a little manipulative, and a whole lotta cuddly. Meow. 

 

58% Cotton, 40% Nylon, 2% Elastane