Blue Q Socks
£12
Socks are just like women. They can be straightforward and polite at the same time. It doesn't mean they're any more or less of a sock. Or a woman.
51% Cotton, 47% Nylon, 2% Elastane
£12
My body has melted into my chair, my vision is blurred, I haven't peed in hours and I feel GREAT.
£12
Some people have a hard time being honest. You're not one of them.
53% Cotton, 45% Nylon, 2% Elastane
£12
Not only is this little guy totally adorbs, but he's also just as attentive to his house plants as you are. We'd say it was a match made in well-balanced soil-y heaven.
57% Cotton, 41% Nylon, 2% Elastane
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We all have one. It's just that some are better than others.
52% Cotton, 46% Nylon, 2% Elastane
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The cool thing about these socks - other than the fact that they are pretty and comfy and strong as hell - is that you can put the emphasis wherever you want.
45% Cotton, 53% Nylon, 2% Elastane
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I've considered your offer and, without regret, I must decline.
£12
Waggy bum, smiling face, excited feet. Now that's a greeting. And a better one than most humans manage all year. Treat your feet to some canine cuteness whilst snuggling up with your bestie.
50% Cotton, 47% Nylon, 3% Elastane
£12
Money can't buy beards, but it sure as hell can buy a pair of socks. And for some of us, that's about as good as it's gonna get.
54% Cotton, 44% Nylon, 2% Elastane
£12
Orange you glad this growling guy made his way onto an ankle sock? And also, that those knives look pretty dull?
50% Cotton, 48% Nylon, 2% Elastane
£12
I just love her face - determined, focused, a little devilish. She reminds me a little of you, actually.
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When I respect someone, it's because they're smart, straightforward and because they leave me alone.
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You know what they say: more is always more!
55% Cotton, 43% Nylon, 2% Elastane
£12
Pretty, just like you. Special, just like you. Not afraid to be a little flip, also like you.
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I'm not going to say that it wasn't a struggle to fit all those words on a sock, but I'm also not going to say it wasn't worth it.
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Have you ever seen such a cool cat on a sock before? That's because it was really freaking hard to make this cat look this good on these socks. But Blue Q did it, for you, for us. And also because they really like cats.
48% Cotton, 51% Nylon, 1% Elastane
£12
She will take extra sprinkles, though, if you have them. Maybe a cherry, too?
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Remember that one time you told me to "just relax?" Well, it definitely helped me relax. I'm SO relaxed right now. Like, I couldn't possibly be more relaxed. And it's all thanks to you. You're amazing.
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The wind in your hair, the sand in your socks, and you at your absolute most zen-i-fied.
56% Cotton, 42% Nylon, 2% Elastane
£12
The only thing that sets you and me apart is that you're better at not listening.
65% Cotton, 32% Nylon, 3% Elastane
£12
You know exactly who you're going to buy these socks for (besides a pair for you too, of course). It's for the sassy, smart someone who doesn't mind lifting up their bottom cuff to show their true colors. And these are damn fine colors. And DAMN fine soft combed cotton.
£12
I'm not obsessed with my cat, you're obsessed with my cat.
51% Cotton, 46% Nylon, 3% Elastane
£12
What? You think I'd sweat for my health?? Psshhh.
Unisex sports socks made with shock-absorbing cushion, soft heel tab, and compression band.
£12
Question: If a woman in a forest shouts, "I fucking love it out here!" and no one hears it, does she make a sound? Answer: No, and that's how she likes it.
Also available for men.
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Question: If a man in a forest shouts, "I fucking love it out here!" and no one hears it, does he make a sound? Answer: No, and that's how he likes it.
Also available for women.
£12
It's a learned behavior, BTW. What I'm saying is, my dog got it from me.
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Hey, just because they didn't mean it as a compliment doesn't mean you can't take it as one.
51% Nylon, 47% Cotton, 2% Elastane
£12
They do say you can never have too many house plants... Or is it just us?
48% Cotton, 50% Nylon, 2% Elastane
£12
A little aloof, a little manipulative, and a whole lotta cuddly. Meow.
