Blue Q Socks

Blue Q Socks

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My body has melted into my chair, my vision is blurred, I haven't peed in hours and I feel GREAT.

 

51% Cotton, 46% Nylon, 3% Elastane

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These socks are like that one thing you never knew you needed, except for the fact that you definitely knew you needed them. Great for professional and recreational activities.

 

51% Cotton, 47% Nylon, 2% Elastane

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Not only is this little guy totally adorbs, but he's also just as attentive to his house plants as you are. We'd say it was a match made in well-balanced soil-y heaven.  

 

57% Cotton, 41% Nylon, 2% Elastane

£10
Socks are just like women. They can be straightforward and polite at the same time. It doesn't mean they're any more or less of a sock. Or a woman. 

 

51% Cotton, 47% Nylon, 2% Elastane

£10
Socks: they're just like us. They laugh, they cry and sometimes they sit on a stairway to nowhere, moping about how no one loves them. Don't just stand there, someone hand this sock a stiff cocktail!

 

47% Cotton, 50% Nylon, 3% Elastane

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Some people have a hard time being honest. You're not one of them. 

 

53% Cotton, 45% Nylon, 2% Elastane

£10
Remember when you had to blow into the Nintendo, and then the cartridge, every time you wanted to play Super Mario Bros.? Remember not talking to anyone for a whole month whilst trying to beat Tony Hawk's Pro Skater? Good times...


57% Cotton, 40% Nylon, 3% Elastane

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When I first met my now-husband, my father asked me again and again: "Is he handy?" Again and again, I replied with a enthusiastic "YEP!" That was totally, absolutely, undeniably a straight up lie.

 

52% Cotton, 45% Nylon, 3% Elastane

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Money can't buy beards, but it sure as hell can buy a pair of socks. And for some of us, that's about as good as it's gonna get.

 

54% Cotton, 44% Nylon, 2% Elastane

£10
Netflix and Netflix and Netflix and Netflix and Netflix and Netflix and Netflix and chill.

 

 

55% Cotton, 43% Nylon, 2% Elastane

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Oaky, smoky, artichokey... just hand me a glass already.

 

51% Cotton, 46% Nylon, 3% Elastane

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Sorry for your loss. Sleep was such a kind, gentle soul and she'll be sorely missed.  

 

58% Cotton, 40% Nylon, 2% Elastane

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Every day you deal with clowns, tame lions, and jump through hoops. Plus you have that sweet ringmaster top hat! We're mesmerized by your power and it's damn time you get the attention you deserve.

Also available for female ringmasters!

 

61% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3% Elastane

£10
You know what they say: more is always more!

 

 

55% Cotton, 43% Nylon, 2% Elastane

£10
And you know what? I get away with it because I'm cute as a button.

 

57% Cotton, 41% Nylon, 2% Elastane

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Waggy bum, smiling face, excited feet. Now that's a greeting. And a better one than most humans manage all year. Treat your feet to some canine cuteness whilst snuggling up with your bestie. 

 

50% Cotton, 47% Nylon, 3% Elastane

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I'm not obsessed with my cat, you're obsessed with my cat.

 

51% Cotton, 46% Nylon, 3% Elastane

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Have you ever seen such a cool cat on a sock before? That's because it was really freaking hard to make this cat look this good on these socks. But Blue Q did it, for you, for us. And also because they really like cats. 

 

48% Cotton, 51% Nylon, 1% Elastane

£10
Orange you glad this growling guy made his way onto an ankle sock? And also, that those knives look pretty dull?

 

50% Cotton, 48% Nylon, 2% Elastane

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My dog thinks I'm pretty much the greatest and he's an excellent judge of character. So, yeah.

 

50% Cotton, 48% Nylon, 2% Elastane

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You don't have to be a dad to wear these socks, or even a maker of jokes. You could just be a lover of jokes, or a haver of dads. Whatever works, man!

 

62% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 2% Elastane

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Buffy, Hermione, Catwoman, Dana Scully, Kathryn Janeway, Katniss... we can think of so many badass women who have it going on. What we're saying is, you're in good company.

 

56% Cotton, 42% Nylon, 2% Elastane

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We all have one. It's just that some are better than others.  

 

52% Cotton, 46% Nylon, 2% Elastane

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The cool thing about these socks - other than the fact that they are pretty and comfy and strong as hell - is that you can put the emphasis wherever you want. 

 

45% Cotton, 53% Nylon, 2% Elastane

£10
Take a deep breath, get centred, eyes on the prize, now CHARGE!

 

47% Cotton, 51% Nylon, 2% Elastane

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I've considered your offer and, without regret, I must decline.

£10
They do say you can never have too many house plants... Or is it just us? 

 

48% Cotton, 50% Nylon, 2% Elastane

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When I respect someone, it's because they're smart, straightforward and because they leave me alone. 

 

52% Cotton, 46% Nylon, 2% Elastane

£10
A little aloof, a little manipulative, and a whole lotta cuddly. Meow. 

 

58% Cotton, 40% Nylon, 2% Elastane

£5 £10
We'd like to see Pablo Neruda or Shakespeare try to out-write this one! 

 

43% Cotton, 55% Nylon, 2% Elastane