Men's Socks
£10
These catstronauts are up to mischief amongst the stars! A new planet? Good for a nap. A new spaceship? Good for hiding in. Shooting stars? Good for chasing! Join them on their travels by making space for this pair in your sock drawer.
£10
Great gift for Scrabble / Words With Friends players, word nerds, authors and anyone who's always managing to pull the Q and the Z out of the bag just in time to hit a seven letter triple word score bingo.
£12
You wanna talk socks? Okay! We'll talk socks! SAY HELLO TO OUR SCARFACE SOCKS! Tony Montana approves.
£10
Be the envy of your arch-enemy with these fun medieval themed socks, complete with weapons, castle, armour, bow and arrows, horses and trees!
£11
Cool beans are a dish best served with awesomesauce. Not everyone knows how to follow this recipe well, but these cool beans socks are certainly a good start.
£11
Bob Ross was well known for his happy little trees so we think these socks are a fitting tribute to the painting legend.
£12
If you can't decide who's your favourite South Park kid then we have the answer to your problem with these sweet ass socks - featuring Eric Cartman, Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski and Kenny McCormick. Sweeeeeet!
£11
These cocktail socks are straight out of a speakeasy. Classic drinks like the Old Fashioned, Manhattan, Sidecar and Mint Julep are displayed beautifully on an Art Deco patterned background for a timeless look. Have a socktail, and make it a double - after all, socks come in pairs.
Also available for women!
£10
These pack animals sure do pack in a lot of cuteness! You'll find llamas of every color on these adorable crew socks, where they're standing around and looking as sweet as can be. Pick up a pair for an animal lover or anyone who needs to add a little dose of cuteness to their day!
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These delightfully dapper dog socks are covered with fashion-conscious canines in classic hats and ties. The English bulldog wears a bowler hat while the French bulldog favours a beret, but all the different doggy gentlemen look their best. How about following suit, starting with your socks...
£11
Bonus points if you know what guitar this is! It's one thing to be the smooth talking crooner with a guitar at the party, but can you compete with someone who knows how to play AND has these bad boys on? The answer is no, no you can't.
70% Cotton, 27% Nylon, 3% Elastane
£11
When they are feeling generous, some cats will treat their owners to the show of a lifetime - an up-close view of their puckering pink butt holes. Wow, uh... thanks? Whilst wearing a pair of these socks, be sure to thank your fuzzy overlord for his supreme beneficence.
£11
Those cats were fast as lightning. In fact, it was a little bit frightening... But they fought with expert timing. Yes, EVERYBODY was Kung Fu fighting!
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The first BMW M3. The E30 was arguably the best looking '80s coupé with the coolest stance and an unforgettable DTM paint job... cue these epic tribute socks.
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These socks are a tribute to the late, great Freddie Mercury - the British singer-songwriter, record producer and lead vocalist of the legendary rock band Queen. Regarded as one of the greatest singers in the history of popular music, he was known for his flamboyant stage persona and four-octave vocal range.
£12
We all know that one irritatingly smug person who thinks they know everything. These are the socks for them. Or you, if you're that person. Wise ass.
£16
Hey surprise lovers, grab one of our Mystery Sock Boxes and you'll get a random selection of 3 pairs of men's socks, hand picked with love by the Sock Vault team, all at a bargain price! #winning
Note: Mystery Sock Boxes are non-returnable.
£12
When you're old enough to finally understand what "adulting" really is, they make you swear to never tell.
£12
Retirement is a state of mind, my friends. Jump on in, the water's fine.
£11
Featuring cardinals, blue jays, and... two other pretty birds (we never said we were bird experts) these fly looking socks will take your sock game to new heights.
Also available for women.
£12
For a hero, the only fear is fear itself – but that didn’t stop the legendary Evel Knievel, who over the course of his career attempted more than 75 incredible ramp-to-ramp motorcycle jumps to become an icon of bravery and charisma. Evel Knievel represented a unique mix of showmanship and spirit that continues to inspire people to this today.
£10
Oh the drama! Whether you have a love for theatre, or just love a bit of drama, these tragedy mask socks fit the bill nicely.
£10
Wine and cheese make a great pair... Tell you what, so do these socks.
£10
Feet that bite! These socks will go swimmingly with any outfit and show off your dangerous side.
£12
I'm not obsessed with my cat, you're obsessed with my cat.
51% Cotton, 46% Nylon, 3% Elastane
£12
I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time.
I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind.
I'm headin' on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind.
So come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine.
In fact, meet Kyle Broflovski in sock form. "Real life is so boring and stupid."
