If you're a plumber, ask yourself 'water you wearing on your feet' and if the answer ain't these socks then you best get yourself a pair coz customers notice these things, you know?

Why are chemists always happy in the lab? They are in their element.

Inspired by the RAF's Supermarine Spitfire.

I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time.

I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind.

I'm headin' on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind.

So come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine.

In fact, meet Kyle Broflovski in sock form. "Real life is so boring and stupid."

Check out the other socks in our South Park range!

For a hero, the only fear is fear itself – but that didn’t stop the legendary Evel Knievel, who over the course of his career attempted more than 75 incredible ramp-to-ramp motorcycle jumps to become an icon of bravery and charisma. Evel Knievel represented a unique mix of showmanship and spirit that continues to inspire people to this today.

Or however you wanna say it - pipe down; cool it; shut your face.

Turn up the heat with these hot sauce socks - they'll stop your feet feeling chilli...

For the handyman or woman about the house, these fun crew socks feature an array of DIY tools including a hammer, saw, screwdriver, drill, staple gun, Stanley knife, pliers and paint roller. The DIYers dream!

Have you ever seen an avocado exercising? You have now, and isn't it the cutest!

We'll pass on boring socks and go straight for the winning shot with these foosball themed socks.

Paddock legend is often made not by the most victorious cars, but by the most unforgettable. Driven by Senna and painted in bright yellow, the Lotus 99T certainly cuts the mustard.

Approved by Classic Team Lotus.

The Hawker Typhoon - a powerful, potent ground attack aircraft that redressed the balance in mainland Europe during World War Two. This particular unit - RB396 - had a short but illustrious career. Built in November 1944 and delivered to 83GSU at RAF Westhampnett by ATA pilot Anna Leska, she then joined 174 Squadron on the continent. The aircraft was flown by many pilots, but mainly by Frank Johnson. She was flown by Sidney Russel-Smith on 28th March 1945 picking up flak damage - one of eighteen occasions on which this happened in her four month life. Finally, at the hands of Chris House, she was damaged again, this time resulting in a forced landing near Denekamp on the 1st April 1945.

Whether your lack of morning motivation renders you caveman-like, or you just enjoy the simple things in life, these socks will tick both boxes.

Seahorses are weirdos, but that's why we love them. Whether you're a marine biologist, nature conservationist or just lover of sea creatures, these socks will brighten up your day.

With these ambulance themed socks there won't be any paramedic sock emergencies!

Bonus points if you know what guitar this is! It's one thing to be the smooth talking crooner with a guitar at the party, but can you compete with someone who knows how to play AND has these bad boys on? The answer is no, no you can't.

The maneki-neko (招き猫, 'beckoning cat') is a common Japanese figurine which is often believed to bring good luck to the owner. Take your own little piece of good luck with you on your feet!

Between 1968 and 1982, Aubrey Powell and Storm Thorgerson designed almost 200 rock album covers under the name “Hipgnosis”. Only one of those would be recognised by as many as “The best album of all time”. It was launched in 1973 as Pink Floyd's 8th studio work, one of the most influential names of the Progressive Rock movement. Over a dark background, a beam of light is dispersed by a triangular prism that represents the band. Just as with light, the sound is apparently simple, yet wonderfully complex.

Sometimes you just gotta let your socks say it.