Men's Socks

Rating:  5.0 out of 5 stars
£11
Featuring cardinals, blue jays, and... two other pretty birds (we never said we were bird experts) these fly looking socks will take your sock game to new heights.

Also available for women.
Rating:  5.0 out of 5 stars
Out of stock
And retro is cool.
Rating:  3.7 out of 5 stars
Out of stock
When they are feeling generous, some cats will treat their owners to the show of a lifetime - an up-close view of their puckering pink butt holes. Wow, uh... thanks? Whilst wearing a pair of these socks, be sure to thank your fuzzy overlord for his supreme beneficence.
Rating:  5.0 out of 5 stars
£12
Question: If a man in a forest shouts, "I fucking love it out here!" and no one hears it, does he make a sound? Answer: No, and that's how he likes it.

Also available for women.
Rating:  4.3 out of 5 stars
£11
Bob Ross was well known for his happy little trees so we think these socks are a fitting tribute to the painting legend.
£12
If you can't decide who's your favourite South Park kid then we have the answer to your problem with these sweet ass socks - featuring Eric Cartman, Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski and Kenny McCormick. Sweeeeeet!
Rating:  5.0 out of 5 stars
£12
The 80s were a simpler time. Then, what was rapidly spreading around the globe was arcade mania. One of the most memorable heroes of the arcade was OutRun, a racing video game that defined the genre for decades, and still makes 80s kids nostalgic at the sight of beautifully pixelated palm trees and a Testarossa's rear end.
£11
Cock-a-doodle-doo, the chicken's in the coop! Climb the pecking order in these clucking marvellous mismatched socks!

 

Also available for women.
Rating:  4.7 out of 5 stars
£10
These catstronauts are up to mischief amongst the stars! A new planet? Good for a nap. A new spaceship? Good for hiding in. Shooting stars? Good for chasing! Join them on their travels by making space for this pair in your sock drawer.
Rating:  5.0 out of 5 stars
£10
Great gift for Scrabble / Words With Friends players, word nerds, authors and anyone who's always managing to pull the Q and the Z out of the bag just in time to hit a seven letter triple word score bingo.
Rating:  4.5 out of 5 stars
Out of stock
Feet that bite! These socks will go swimmingly with any outfit and show off your dangerous side.
Rating:  5.0 out of 5 stars
£12
You wanna talk socks? Okay! We'll talk socks! SAY HELLO TO OUR SCARFACE SOCKS! Tony Montana approves. 
Rating:  5.0 out of 5 stars
£12
Inspired by the RAF's Supermarine Spitfire.
Rating:  5.0 out of 5 stars
£11
Cool beans are a dish best served with awesomesauce. Not everyone knows how to follow this recipe well, but these cool beans socks are certainly a good start.

 

 

Rating:  5.0 out of 5 stars
£10
Someone told me I looked like a salt shaker. I took it as a condiment.
£11
These cocktail socks are straight out of a speakeasy. Classic drinks like the Old Fashioned, Manhattan, Sidecar and Mint Julep are displayed beautifully on an Art Deco patterned background for a timeless look. Have a socktail, and make it a double - after all, socks come in pairs.

Also available for women!
£11
Vegetable growers rejoice! These socks feature all your allotment or vegetable patch favourites including carrots, beetroot, onions and lettuce. So put as much effort into your sock choice as you do your plot and enjoy the good 'thymes'!

Also available for women!
£12
Retirement is a state of mind, my friends. Jump on in, the water's fine.
Rating:  5.0 out of 5 stars
£12
The first BMW M3. The E30 was arguably the best looking '80s coupé with the coolest stance and an unforgettable DTM paint job... cue these epic tribute socks.
£11
These delightfully dapper dog socks are covered with fashion-conscious canines in classic hats and ties. The English bulldog wears a bowler hat while the French bulldog favours a beret, but all the different doggy gentlemen look their best. How about following suit, starting with your socks..
Rating:  5.0 out of 5 stars
£11
Bonus points if you know what guitar this is! It's one thing to be the smooth talking crooner with a guitar at the party, but can you compete with someone who knows how to play AND has these bad boys on? The answer is no, no you can't.


70% Cotton, 27% Nylon, 3% Elastane
Rating:  4.5 out of 5 stars
£10
Make some waves with these Navy themed socks featuring undersea mines, drones and subs.
£11
Q: What’s the most curious creature?
A: An axolotl because they ax o lot l questions.
**Ba dum ts**

Also available for women.
£11
Those cats were fast as lightning. In fact, it was a little bit frightening... But they fought with expert timing. Yes, EVERYBODY was Kung Fu fighting!
Rating:  5.0 out of 5 stars
£14
For a hero, the only fear is fear itself – but that didn’t stop the legendary Evel Knievel, who over the course of his career attempted more than 75 incredible ramp-to-ramp motorcycle jumps to become an icon of bravery and charisma. Evel Knievel represented a unique mix of showmanship and spirit that continues to inspire people to this today.
Rating:  4.0 out of 5 stars
£11
I'm doing side quests. Legit.
Rating:  5.0 out of 5 stars
£10
Beep beep bop bop. These socks are ready at your service.
Rating:  5.0 out of 5 stars
£12
Don't make me look up, read the socks and get out.
Rating:  5.0 out of 5 stars
£12
We all know that one irritatingly smug person who thinks they know everything. These are the socks for them. Or you, if you're that person. Wise ass.
Rating:  5.0 out of 5 stars
£12
I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time.
I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind.
I'm headin' on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind.
So come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine.

In fact, meet Kyle Broflovski in sock form. "Real life is so boring and stupid."

New Arrivals

PLEASE NOTE
The Sock Vault warehouse will be closed from 5pm on Friday 13th June to Saturday 21st June. Any orders placed after 3pm on Friday 13th June will not be dispatched until Monday 23rd June.