Men's Socks
£11
So many clowns and jokers everywhere, and here you are caught up in the middle of it all. Ringmaster of the Shit Show.
£11
Those cats were fast as lightning. In fact, it was a little bit frightening... But they fought with expert timing. Yes, EVERYBODY was Kung Fu fighting!
£14
For a hero, the only fear is fear itself – but that didn’t stop the legendary Evel Knievel, who over the course of his career attempted more than 75 incredible ramp-to-ramp motorcycle jumps to become an icon of bravery and charisma. Evel Knievel represented a unique mix of showmanship and spirit that continues to inspire people to this today.
£11
The Rambo films follow John Rambo, a US Army veteran played by Sylvester Stallone, who is traumatised by his experience in the Vietnam War and uses the skills he gained there to fight corrupt police officers, enemy troops and drug cartels.
£10
Socks with dinosaur skeletons buried in the ground... Can you dig it?!
£9
Create a buzz and fly through your day with these bee-utiful ankle socks.
£12
We all know that one irritatingly smug person who thinks they know everything. These are the socks for them. Or you, if you're that person. Wise ass.
£12
I'm not obsessed with my cat, you're obsessed with my cat.
51% Cotton, 46% Nylon, 3% Elastane
£16
Hey surprise lovers, grab one of our Mystery Sock Boxes and you'll get a random selection of 3 pairs of men's socks, hand picked with love by the Sock Vault team, all at a bargain price! #winning
Note: Mystery Sock Boxes are non-returnable.
£12
When you're old enough to finally understand what "adulting" really is, they make you swear to never tell.
£11
Why are chemists always happy in the lab? They are in their element.
If Iron Man and Silver Surfer teamed up, they’d be alloys.
Oxygen and potassium went on a date. It went OK.
Why do you only get bad chemistry jokes? The good ones Argon.
Ok that's enough.
If Iron Man and Silver Surfer teamed up, they’d be alloys.
Oxygen and potassium went on a date. It went OK.
Why do you only get bad chemistry jokes? The good ones Argon.
Ok that's enough.
£11
These electrifying socks are like music to your... feet! When talking to guitar enthusiasts, you're guaranteed to hit the right note with this fun pair.
Also available for women.
£10
"Earth to Mars Rover, Earth to Mars Rover. Have you found my socks yet? Over".
£10
While you may be stepping on them, these guys won't hurt nearly as much as when you stomped on the real life versions as you got out of bed in the morning...
£10
Oh the drama! Whether you have a love for theatre, or just love a bit of drama, these tragedy mask socks fit the bill nicely.
£10
Wine and cheese make a great pair... Tell you what, so do these socks.
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Have you ever seen an avocado exercising? You have now, and isn't it the cutest!
£11
You'll be feline fine in these inverted grey cat mismatched socks. You might even say they're paw-some...
£10
We'll pass on boring socks and go straight for the winning shot with these foosball themed socks.
£11
Who's a C++ whiz that sets the curve on every quiz? Nerds, that's who! These nerdy men's socks with circuit boards are made for computer-savvy guys who can troubleshoot, identify the problem and then face that mutha head on. Geek out in these super circuitry socks for a sleekly geeky look.
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Feeling silly, or just love ducks, these hilarious duck feet socks will have you and your friends quacking up!
£12
Let these socks do the talking whilst you fake smile and wish them a good day.
Also available for women.
£12
The Lancaster had a very tough and durable airframe. It gained a reputation for consistently being able to fly the return journey on only two engines, and even on a single engine for short distances. The standard crew consisted of seven men. The pilot, the flight engineer (there were no controls on the other cockpit seat, so there was no co-pilot), the bomb aimer (who doubled as an operator for the nose turret gun as needed), the navigator, the wireless operator for comms, the 360° mid-upper gun turret operator, and finally the rear gunner. The initial underside turret was quickly dropped, considered pointless for being too slow and hard to operate in order to keep a target within its sights.
£12
The Hawker Typhoon - a powerful, potent ground attack aircraft that redressed the balance in mainland Europe during World War Two. This particular unit - RB396 - had a short but illustrious career. Built in November 1944 and delivered to 83GSU at RAF Westhampnett by ATA pilot Anna Leska, she then joined 174 Squadron on the continent. The aircraft was flown by many pilots, but mainly by Frank Johnson. She was flown by Sidney Russel-Smith on 28th March 1945 picking up flak damage - one of eighteen occasions on which this happened in her four month life. Finally, at the hands of Chris House, she was damaged again, this time resulting in a forced landing near Denekamp on the 1st April 1945.
£10
Whether your lack of morning motivation renders you caveman-like, or you just enjoy the simple things in life, these socks will tick both boxes.
£10
Seahorses are weirdos, but that's why we love them. Whether you're a marine biologist, nature conservationist or just lover of sea creatures, these socks will brighten up your day.
