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Orange you glad this growling guy made his way onto an ankle sock? And also, that those knives look pretty dull?

 

50% Cotton, 48% Nylon, 2% Elastane
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I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time.
I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind.
I'm headin' on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind.
So come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine.

In fact, meet Chef in sock form. "Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?"
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A Glorious Bitch is Who I Am  🦄 🖤
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A strong outfit needs a strong pair of socks.
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Cockadoodledoo! These socks are sure to get your day started off on the right foot!
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Sometimes you just want to be left alone to do your own thing... Just like these cute tabby kittens chasing songbirds - they may seem perfectly sweet at first but really they just want to yell "FUCK OFF!"
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Roads? Where we’re going, we don’t need roads... So you better pack some great looking comfy socks to show off your love for this epic 80's cult movie.
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Pun socks are the perfect mix of funny and cute. Strap on your laboratory goggles and prepare for a positive reaction to your pHun pHashion Science Lab socks! Don’t put your style on the back Bunsen burner, grab these funny socks and complete your style compound. 

 

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Mindset for every meeting 💀🔥

Also available for women.
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Pots and pans at the ready - preheat your feet with these gourmet socks. These chef socks are an essential ingredient of any cooks uniform.
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Build a reputation for wearing epic socks with this trucking good pair! Your friends will be digging for more info on how to construct such a great look.
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Vegetable growers rejoice! These socks feature all your allotment or vegetable patch favourites including carrots, beetroot, onions and lettuce. So put as much effort into your sock choice as you do your plot and enjoy the good 'thymes'!

Also available for men!
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Cool beans are a dish best served with awesomesauce. Not everyone knows how to follow this recipe well, but these cool beans socks are certainly a good start.

 

 

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Money can't buy beards, but it sure as hell can buy a pair of socks. And for some of us, that's about as good as it's gonna get.

 

54% Cotton, 44% Nylon, 2% Elastane
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Make some waves with these Navy themed socks featuring undersea mines, drones and subs.
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Poor doggos and kitties with their cone of shame and bandages. Good job they'll be taken good care of and nursed back to health by their favourite fun sock wearing vet.
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The sky's the limit when it comes to socks - take your look to another level with these plane themed socks and glide through your day on Cloud 9.
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What is it about boxes that cats love so much? We don't know but they sure look cute squeezing themselves into the tiniest little ones!
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We’re kickin’ it old school and throwing it all the way back with these skating dinosaur socks. Make sure you're just as cool as a prehistoric skater and roll into your next party with these coordinated behemoths on your feet to ensure your sock game is not extinct.
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Right, it's the trip you've been looking forward to for months, the sun has been shining for weeks and now the rain is forecast for a solid 7 days... Must be time for camping :)
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Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't hear you over the ROARSOMENESS of my T Rex socks.
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Squeak squeak! These cute and funny little fur balls will make someone's day on these super sweet socks!
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Have you ever seen such a cool cat on a sock before? That's because it was really freaking hard to make this cat look this good on these socks. But Blue Q did it, for you, for us. And also because they really like cats. 

 

48% Cotton, 51% Nylon, 1% Elastane
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Mr Hankey the Christmas Poo
Small and brown he comes from you
Sit on the toilet here he comes
Squeeze him between your festive buns

As sung by Kyle Broflovski in that classic festive South Park episode, enjoy these Christmas jumper style socks featuring Cartman, Kenny, and Mr Hankey.
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Throughout the 1960s and '70s, one F1 team stood above all others. Lotus built cars that led drivers to legend and changed motorsport forever. The 49 was one of those revolutionary machines.

Approved by Classic Team Lotus.

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Unconditional love is our kind of love, so naturally we love Labradors! These yellow Lab socks capture the sweet nature of this popular breed. Labradorable!
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If you could just fuck all the way off that would be great 🖤🌺
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Why are chemists always happy in the lab? They are in their element.
If Iron Man and Silver Surfer teamed up, they’d be alloys.
Oxygen and potassium went on a date. It went OK.
Why do you only get bad chemistry jokes? The good ones Argon.
Ok that's enough.

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Question: If a woman in a forest shouts, "I fucking love it out here!" and no one hears it, does she make a sound? Answer: No, and that's how she likes it.

Also available for men.