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Someone told me I looked like a salt shaker. I took it as a condiment.
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Grab today with both hands and make it work for YOU!
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Have you ever seen such a cool cat on a sock before? That's because it was really freaking hard to make this cat look this good on these socks. But Blue Q did it, for you, for us. And also because they really like cats. 

 

48% Cotton, 51% Nylon, 1% Elastane
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Music majors will instantly recognize the opening notes on these awesome sheet music socks. For the non-musical people out there, these socks are a perfectly playable piece of music - “Fur Elise” by Ludvig van Beethoven! Wear a pair and see who starts humming along when they see your socks.

Also available for men!
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These cocktail socks are straight out of a speakeasy. Classic drinks like the Old Fashioned, Manhattan, Sidecar and Mint Julep are displayed beautifully on an Art Deco patterned background for a timeless look. Have a socktail, and make it a double - after all, socks come in pairs.

Also available for women!
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You know what they say: more is always more!

 

 

55% Cotton, 43% Nylon, 2% Elastane
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Inspired by the RAF's Supermarine Spitfire.
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Everything sucks... except these new Beavis and Butt-Head crew socks. Featuring a graphic knitted image of Beavis on one foot and Butt-Head on the other, they're the perfect gift for the Beavis and Butthead fan.

£11
Right, it's the trip you've been looking forward to for months, the sun has been shining for weeks and now the rain is forecast for a solid 7 days... Must be time for camping :)
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Remember that one time you told me to "just relax?" Well, it definitely helped me relax. I'm SO relaxed right now. Like, I couldn't possibly be more relaxed. And it's all thanks to you. You're amazing.
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Cock-a-doodle-doo, the chicken's in the coop! Climb the pecking order in these clucking marvellous mismatched socks!

 

Also available for women.
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Can you smell the coffee? The sizzling of bacon and eggs? Nothing like starting your morning with soft combed cotton on your feet and a full belly in these mismatched Bacon and Eggs socks.
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Officially licenced Coca-Cola socks... What's not to love? If the holidays are coming, or even if they're not, if you love a classic Coke then these socks are for you.

 

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Bonus points if you know what guitar this is! It's one thing to be the smooth talking crooner with a guitar at the party, but can you compete with someone who knows how to play AND has these bad boys on? The answer is no, no you can't.


70% Cotton, 27% Nylon, 3% Elastane
£12
If "look but don't touch" was an animal, it'd be a box jellyfish. These socks, on the other hand, are silky soft (and safe) to the touch.
£11
Social or unsocial, who doesn't love a beautiful butterfly? A tribute to these graceful insects, like it or not these socks will definitely be a talking point.
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When you're being talked at about something you have zero interest in, just smile and nod and let your mind drift to your socks...
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Don't test me...
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The first BMW M3. The E30 was arguably the best looking '80s coupé with the coolest stance and an unforgettable DTM paint job... cue these epic tribute socks.
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Pretty, just like you. Special, just like you. Not afraid to be a little flip, also like you.
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These catstronauts are up to mischief amongst the stars! A new planet? Good for a nap. A new spaceship? Good for hiding in. Shooting stars? Good for chasing! Join them on their travels by making space for this pair in your sock drawer.
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Nothing emphasizes something quite like the F word does it? BRING ON THOSE POSITIVE VIBES NOW!
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We all know that one irritatingly smug person who thinks they know everything. These are the socks for them. Or you, if you're that person. Wise ass.
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Whoever smelt it dealt it. Whoever did the rhyme did the crime! Whoever denied it supplied it. Everyone knows a fart ninja... and if you don't, then I guess that means you're it... What's that smell?
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These delightfully dapper dog socks are covered with fashion-conscious canines in classic hats and ties. The English bulldog wears a bowler hat while the French bulldog favours a beret, but all the different doggy gentlemen look their best. How about following suit, starting with your socks..
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Thinking about making your kids walk the plank? Walk them into some swashbuckling socks instead.

 

3 for 2 on all kids socks! Discount applied automatically.
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Celebrate all things American with this pair of stars and stripes socks - a tribute to our friends across the pond. 
£12
Please, one shit storm at a time... I said please, now take a ticket and get in line.
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Be the envy of your arch-enemy with these fun medieval themed socks, complete with weapons, castle, armour, bow and arrows, horses and trees!
£12
Tigers are majestic creatures that symbolise courage, willpower and strength. Naturally, these socks will remind you that you are all of that too, whilst comforting you with their super soft bamboo-ness. Wonderful.