Words & Phrases Socks
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Orange you glad this growling guy made his way onto an ankle sock? And also, that those knives look pretty dull?
50% Cotton, 48% Nylon, 2% Elastane
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We’ve all been fresh out of fucks at some point, it's just now we have the socks to show it.
Also available for men.
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Have you ever seen such a cool cat on a sock before? That's because it was really freaking hard to make this cat look this good on these socks. But Blue Q did it, for you, for us. And also because they really like cats.
48% Cotton, 51% Nylon, 1% Elastane
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If you could just fuck all the way off that would be great 🖤🌺
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She will take extra sprinkles, though, if you have them. Maybe a cherry, too?
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Question: If a woman in a forest shouts, "I fucking love it out here!" and no one hears it, does she make a sound? Answer: No, and that's how she likes it.
Also available for men.
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Cool beans are a dish best served with awesomesauce. Not everyone knows how to follow this recipe well, but these cool beans socks are certainly a good start.
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When you're being talked at about something you have zero interest in, just smile and nod and let your mind drift to your socks...
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Whoever smelt it dealt it. Whoever did the rhyme did the crime! Whoever denied it supplied it. Everyone knows a fart ninja... and if you don't, then I guess that means you're it... What's that smell?
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Buffy, Hermione, Catwoman, Dana Scully, Kathryn Janeway, Katniss... we can think of so many badass women who have it going on. What we're saying is, you're in good company.
56% Cotton, 42% Nylon, 2% Elastane
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Question: If a man in a forest shouts, "I fucking love it out here!" and no one hears it, does he make a sound? Answer: No, and that's how he likes it.
Also available for women.
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Remember that one time you told me to "just relax?" Well, it definitely helped me relax. I'm SO relaxed right now. Like, I couldn't possibly be more relaxed. And it's all thanks to you. You're amazing.
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Nothing emphasizes something quite like the F word does it? BRING ON THOSE POSITIVE VIBES NOW!
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I'm not going to say that it wasn't a struggle to fit all those words on a sock, but I'm also not going to say it wasn't worth it.
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Retirement is a state of mind, my friends. Jump on in, the water's fine.
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We all know how it feels to lose our shit every once in a while. Prolonged shit losing requires said socks.
Also available for men.
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Pretty, just like you. Special, just like you. Not afraid to be a little flip, also like you.
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When you're old enough to finally understand what "adulting" really is, they make you swear to never tell.
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So many clowns and jokers everywhere, and here you are caught up in the middle of it all. Ringmaster of the Shit Show.
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Those cats were fast as lightning. In fact, it was a little bit frightening... But they fought with expert timing. Yes, EVERYBODY was Kung Fu fighting!
